Tuesday 30 December 2014

Memories of 2014.

I did this for last year and sort of at the end of the year tried to remember all my memories but this year I wrote down all my memories throughout the year so now i have this big huge list of all my favouritest memories ahahaha! So yeah heres the funniestlist of little one liners and things i did in 2014!

Teah getting a blood nose and recording the whole thing
Dis gurl nuk da comp
When I was waiting for teah and looking out the window every ten seconds and Ton was cracking up at me
3 hunnit hashtag swagga
Thinking that's Huruteas birthday was on the 23rd "I'm such a good friend aye" 
Awe squealing when he jumped off the Nuhaka bridge
"I'm a worship leader" "I love him already" dad about that guy on x-factor
Open throat drinking and Sam dribbled his everywhere when we were camping
*french voice* Hon hon hon eyebrow me and Aunty Deb 
Gregor get us a box, brings back an ice cream container instead of the alkieeeeees
Was that fun? No it was totally dumb ahahahah when Aunty Sara threw Kai off the warf
No cattle grazing Bessie
Is that a pie? Are you a pie? Sort of
Me and ton making Scrambled Pancakes
Dad peeing in Cams hole
It was a dumb story coz no-one died
Takis aw man Justin Bjeber the fool.
Has Leonardo Davinci won a Grammy? Just guru tea being hurt tea in the car
Pretty please with a Caleb on top? Ahahahahah cam asking ton to do something for him.
You're the reason I drink water before coke. Coke time!!
Ruru eyes
Cameron you fish, Gregors cool as insult
Eeeeeeeee nau haaheehaaheehaaa Kaata's little language ahahhahaha
His tits are bigger than yours, when Sol was showing us motivational videos and caleb said that about this buff aaaaasss guy
Talk about your boyfriends girlfriend oh Falcon
Why do we have boy/girl toilets? Unisex unisex unisex, fkn Kiri Dog ahahahha
But my neck. Monique
Did you know everyone was once a baby?
Hep
When Georgette hit the window and Kaata was like Oh was that a bird coz she is so fly
Peace the eff out, Perfect Match!!!!!!! 
Oh well
These souls ain't loyal, Hurutea being Hurutea again
When Ariki said I had cactus legs
How do spell us?
Shagan dropped his apple "oh my protein"
He's said I'm attractive "no you're a tractor"
Vit-a-min D
Who wants cuddles ELLEN DOES come over here then!
Ton snapchating on the toilet
Twenty four seven ahahah rawiri announciating each like sound
She's been mine since November
Asher being hansim talking about dates and marriage and stuff
*ton singing* "shutup bei" " oh I was actually trying"
Tons singing at my wedding ahahahahahahhaha
She's gonna be a scorcher
Yeah i play basketball
Egnoligong
Meleclom.com
Tarms saying Johns family have strong looks
Wifey 1
Peeeeeace
"Whats this song?" "It's and ad"
What are you, her guardian angel?
Yeah Caleb you sinner
Effin Mete
Omg me and Ton making up stories about Tylers baby
Kaata saying "If you were a cat you'd be a hairless one" to Sol
But wait there's more!! Ahahahha Kaata and those bowling pin pens
Hey eighteen year old, me to T.A at Pak'n'save
And i only got 1 Pie!
Put em up put em up
"O2L lives in California" omg Kian, omg Sam.
Listening face at Stake Conference when the guy was talking Japanese
Frills
Sinimon
I feel like a snail, she doesn't look like one, kkkkkkkkkkkk
Na na na none of that
Handshakes and awkward hesitated hugs
Uncle Reece
Rerepo asking Ton if she wanted to practice
Who is asher? is he that singer?
Justin Bieber's really changed, I like his old music better
Dad letting his phone ring so he doesn't seem too keen
Find your own ride to church!!
That's not your hat!!
*go to sleep*
When Ton fell off the bed
When Eru didn't want Georgette to sit by him on the bus
Dads whole thing about family airlooms
When we were watching The Sartov Approach and Shane was like Michael Jordan five minutes later
Texting sean all the way through the movie ahahha about oleas lollipops!
"I'd probably give my leftover McDonalds to the homeless" "no you wouldn't" 
With child
at your boobs are tractor tyres
You sound like my cat
"You have little ears" "you have ears"
Nemine bub!! Rawiri when Lloyd fell off the chair
DEMON
Crackers ahahahhahaha Antarges Nachos!!
"Antarge do you have a mobile!!"
Start getting in that zone. What zone the FRIENDZONE!!
Seig to your dome
Fartqueef
Chicken and stuffing, to fill my muffling, I'm hungry and I want some food
Can you pay my ncea fee
Me and Ton: Your giiiirlfriend who you dance with at the disco, Gregs: oh yup Cameron, Jai: Aww Camerons a girl
Im getting sick of you 3 ahahahah when mum said that to just me and Ton 
I'm not a traitor/tractor
Puku what puku? Awww heck when we all went to Zumba with the squad and rai the skinny thing was too cool
Aaaaunty yes dante
Doing my mahi thats the tahi
Bad booooy
So what's your favourite perfume hurutea? Ahahahhaha not being subtle at all!!! 
Airdrop is just like apple bluetooth
Can you email those photos to me ahahahha antonio
Do the roar I love you daddy aw Kaata 
It's coming up to noodle season, it's always noodle season, Kiri having a rant at us as usual 
Ducks don't walk they waddle, a duck walks half way into the forest or something like that
Basketball
Did you hear about the sandpit i made? Dad bragging to Tim
Fashalasha 
Hey cat!
He's so skinny
Kiana Mexican taaaacos and mince!
Mi casa you casa to Broom ahahahah
Command T all the time on Calebs laptop!!
Tumblr Boys
Chess YUSS ME! Ahahahahah Donny when sol was reading out Wednesday sports
The chances of anything coming from mars is a million to one, that stupid song!
Have a great day and keep shining under the moon! That hansim website!
Smells like whanau
Im just a bit sick. Yeah you sound like shit
Read to me
Fat sick
Tonio telling me and Antarge about ex on the beach for aaaages when we were walking home!! 
When I stood on the penny board and it bent in the Warehouse!! 
Huruteas Indian dancing. No life without wife!
She even got her hair to look nice.
Ostralia
Jade being depressing in the van
Talking bout that bass, aw Ngawai
Where'd that come from? The loom band jade flicked
Bei Diana!
Good grief
Ask a simple question get a stupid answer
Heffer and calfie
NOO!! Chater Proposing
There she is!! Rai in Napier
Where are you nooow Ton singing about the chocolate.
Why don't you use your creative writing to answer her message, Tons 1500 words
Oh what was that YOUR JOKE
When I hugged Angel and punched Tristan in the face
Who could live out there? You did ahahaha in the forest!
Rai the creeper oming out from behind the flax "hi"
Handguns
Georgettes Japanese porn!!
Rapists in mcdonalds toilets
WHEN TON FARTED IN MACCAS
Binch shorthand street 
Ethan wheres caleb? At Home? Does he have ebola?
You look like Fiona, the shrek one!
A French plait? Fishplait? Cornbraids?!
Jade saying 2000 and late
Scared as of the cow at the river
“No it’s a bull, you know because its got hairy legs!”
Rai skinny dipping with Rawiri
The thong song
Ellen Kinowai
When Lloyd tied up my hair at donnys party! 
Nah Antarge can't come in the common room he plays his youtube videos out loud
Say you love me!!
Picking antarge up at the show so he could see the front of the line
Oosh got enough toilet paper! To clean up all your bullshit rai
Where did my comment go? Up my ass! That’s why youre always talking out of your ass
Canyouchuckapillow
Are yous going on the ferris wheel!
Coreys girlfriend Akon
Bicking Back Being Bool in Bompton
Bicking Back Being Bool at Beeschool
Said it wth confidence!
I might be handsome but look into my eyes theyre beeeeeeeautiful! -Rimu
Take a bit of an instagram, oh a bit of a kitchen selfie, chuck it up on bebo then tweet about it
Hippie Gonzales omg Kasius.
Collage Boy
Might have to take a trip to the tip
The devil wears PRAAAADAAAAAS!!!
Ebolo
Imbola
Extra!! Aw that whole thing with Georgettes and Kaatas dumb joke!
Sam drinking the water hansim as so he didn't get Ebola from sharing
Did my dad text back? Nah our dad didn't!
Hori baptizing herself in the river after her night of sin
My brothers loyal!
At Pak'n'save and Hori yelled out HIIIIIII to the white boys
Winding down the window and singing when we went past uncle wayne
Going past the cops on the bus and Brandon telling everyone to sit down!
WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME!!!!
#wouldyouliketocomelockthedoororyoulldieingigatowngis

#locktheDOOR
Ooooohm the cat scratched you you're gonna die
"We need stop saying ole" "They tryna make me go to rehab and i said Ole Ole Ole"
My hair looks like the rings of saturn!
When Georgette hit the cup into tons mouth then looked surprised when it spilled on her!
Taking a photo around hurutea when she was sleeping at the gym
Jumping on the bouncy castle with Bailey
"Did your chopping sticks hurt your mouth Elsa?"
"What are you even doing?" "It's art okay!!" Aw everytime Ton would ask me about my sculpture board!! 
Matching neck tattoos with Kaata and Hori
What is she tryna be a tropical educated maori?!
Listening to no-autotune songs with Hurutea
"I wanna take a pretty one" "Get out of the picture then!!"
We'll be the jean family!
Whats your favourite font?
Watching The Purge with Rerepo on FaceTime
Tell me more Tell me mooore Kaata singing hansim
Buliding those veggie crates and annoying all the other teams ahahah "That's us baddah otp"
Rub a dub dub two girls cleaning the tub!
Hone Haraduck!
I'm gonna name my puppy Hone Harawira ahahahahhaha awww Cam!!
These HOES aint loyal
Subway Chris <3
What don't you clean your ovaries?? Aw ahahahha telling Hurutea and olea about PCOS
Hiding in the car at WTA
Tbh i'm funny aw Donnys last day!!
Get the cred Nuff said
Spell psychology backwards Y G 4 hunniiiiiid
"It's just a big rock in the middle of nowhere" "aw just like me"
Rimus plastic bag from Rebel Sports
Tahi rua toru whaniqua
Going to the dairy 3 times after donnys party!!
Black red and bread
Someone stole my $9 vans
Jumping Daisies!!
Kiana never wearing shoes at school
I'm so sorry I'm sorry here I'll give you Rhys's number
Going on Omegle at school, Kaata protecting our innocence ahahah
Delicious baked fresh
I like the way you french in hell
Pussy pussy pussy marijuana
FTP tup it!
Rai slappin sols ballhead haaard as as as
I can say your cute coz you're like my son at youre like my nan okay moko
Stop pissing around and start doing!
Tbh getting a little chubb Brandons tbh on kayas wall
Kissed my cat you can get herpes from that
Dont sniff it! Hating me for breathing
I could use this oil as lipstick ton being ugly about some food
Jades selective hearing
Depressed? Not seriously 
That juice was expensive!!!! Annoying the squad coz i bought the juice with my money
Worming awound
Samchung Charchaa
This kills an alligator, at that face could kill a race
Fuck off donald fucks off
We need a big drink of water like a huge bottle like we could drink all the water in that ocean
Hori spilling juice on the floor at tatapouri
Helping dad with all his maths for tree planting
"Kayne thought it was a vibrator!" 
It was funny as I had breakfast the other day and I wasnt hungry all day!!
This ice cream matches my pants!!
Antarge eating the cream puff hansimly
Awe baba bebe nga and YOU
Hurutea farting in my face
Take a photo so I look dead
barbie and ken as dione and caesar
Falling off the longboard and getting the fattest bruise on her knee
21 dollars change
Riding ma pony in the supermarket
Have you got p diddy?? Ahahaha that lady at the perfume place
Better not be a haka, Ceasars surprise for donny.
Do the naenae to every song
Closed playground that was in someones back yard
Honing down the road!
Aw on our walk and we saw the teenagers then straight away turns around
You know its a maori house when theres a Coles trolley outside!
The dog and donny screamed
Wahinaay
Really nigga/nina
Damn all these beautiful girls. Points to herself
Thats it your barred
I HATE snapchat I told lana not to snapchat me
Beg my pardon
Sup
The store goes all the way to the end of the earth
Girls day out
Jam grunty voice
Should we go to target again?
The little ones trick you every time, the cars in the car park
Carrying those draws and everyone staring at us
Theres my favourite teaspoon!
Some people man!
Playing tic tac toe and hangman
Mangukaha
Friendship spew
Women women women
Nigga rescue me
4 plenny
You got mah back nah I got your front
Do you wear the belt of chastity is your temple pure
Virgin mary, I dont have a baby jesus, do you want one
Spongebob buckteeth
Buckie
Its just me and my vatos bleh bleh bleh
Write a list so were like proper apartment sisters roommates
Robot aaaaas I cannot see im legally blind
Annoying donny with my British accent
Hi maia
Ohana stitch voice I smoke ten packs a day!!
Whitney
Knock on wood, hit your head coconut
It smells like ham!!
Almost getting locked in the shop!
Donny wheres the cash at!!
Talking like I got 8 chins
The bed fully tipping over
Marking her drink so I wouldnt drink any
Diones mothers selfies
Lionel ritchie
Ahhh ya crack up bitch
Bishing machine
You should work at Elgin fish and chips shop ahahah talking to lana on the phone about jobs!!
Shut up factory girl
I dont wanna go to sleep coz then ill wake up and youll be gone
Start sobbing in your sleep
Shagans bread sandwich
Loni
What can you catch but not throw HERPES
There'll always be another tomorrow not if you die!!
Half them then give them two halves
Have you ever seen a pregnant asian
You know that bakery? BUN IN THE OVEN
We could do more than dinner
I need a knife, get one out of your back
Talking smack about asher and he would appear from the bushes at china palace You get a fine if you water your grass 
Thats illegal! I'll just yolo it
Living in the valley of vagiants
Whats a pinenut?
Change the or to an and
She likes fish so do I we have things in common

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