Ton when she was like do you ever just feel like smashing all these pavlova?
Hohepa at the checkout "Wouldn't wanna smash the pavlova"
Why is he so chill gonna pull a gun out
That's me on the front of the paper
Hohepa pulling the loser sign to me and ton
The lasers not working coz someone tripped over the cord ahahaha at the fireworks omg!!
Someone clapping at the end of the song
OMG a bird EW I FELT SOMETHING it was a bird
I need a loan from the bank to buy a house, sam you'll be home in two weeks
So you're not gonna get "laid" "Sunday off" "no, to both"
What's that necklace on the mirror. Aw the lady left it here to clear the spirits from when she died in the car. Bless her heart on the back window.
Let's sit outside! No I don't wanna look like someone on the streets
I'm a memer
What are the options we do to them
What's a gif? That's like Harry Potter and we're muggles
And kill Zack coz we don't give a fuck about him HAHAHAAH mum and aunty debbie playing kiss marry kill
Elijah Woods that lil cute one
"I wanna go to America" "you do that sam the sooner the better"
"Why don't you save people's number?" "I don't know how to" MUM
"Play that song rai!" "That looks like a song I don't like"
If u had a twin and they were in jail would u go see them. You look like me but I'm free
Would u get 666 on your knuckles yup coz it'll be 999, now watch me whip now watch me nine nine
Me running
He looks like bruno Mars
Haere ki te moe nga manu, he looked away
Fuck cuz how's the cousins kids
Kia ora CUZZY!
Kaore au ka talk
Kaore au ka speaka da language
I'm just ahau a hoe
I was getting lyrics on my phone. Eazy biggie titties
Biggie titties sounds chiddy chiddy bang bang chiddy titties tang tang
"You gave me a fright" ahaha ayva
Keep still now
I don't see it
"This is my sensitive time" TON OMG
Why is everyone at bowls? Bowls is life
Car tryna drive past, green doesn't mean go
Planes going over "Where's the lollies"
The waters beautiful
Hori flashing the guy while getting changed
Do you remember us. Our teacher was wearing the fishnet
I want someone who doesn't talk. Ole Ariel, that's fishy bro
Can't keep my hands off myself
Churchur
FK hickey, what? I said hey sissy
Hurutea dribbling food out
Is the pie alright?
"Do you know this girl Nicolesha?" Ahahahahah Colesh's dad
Oh my goodness turn it up!
Wow they're taking it riiiiiiiiight back to the 80's
Kaata wearing his uniform to a party, repping tk
No no jahman (no no drama)
Ton applying for a job saying her whole mihi on voice recording ahahaha to that cafe on fb
3 parties. 2. Yeah but there'll be one later on hahaha hopeful as
Who have i been looking at? Who haven't you been looking at
Oh I know this one it sounds like aloe vera
Purerehua nahi ahah Josephs butter knife
Ton calling a pie a pizza
She's got a tattoo of a nose piercing ahahah ton about that girl at netball
You're boring when you're sober darcy to me at netball
"I only have a singlet under this." "What a show off" darcy to me
Is that her? Yup. Doesn't look like her? Do you know what she looks like? No ahaha mum about summer
Do my mihi come in a moko on and wear my korowai
"I know he won't like you coz ur ugly" Dione about me meeting her boyfriend
What if I just zyzzed her head
Donny seeing that hansim fulla in the car by the roundabout him like reaching his arm out
Tons ugly as east sign
My gesture to the honey aisle
Loever and Malways AHAHAH horis sign
"He might think I'm getting with sheldon" ahahah angel about morere
Who's that's sexy mofo over there in the red
I like his skins angel I TAP THAT
Which way is the fastest? Straight through the rugby field
Tristan getting hundy into the boys doing pressups at the clubrooms AHAHAHA
It's just moana without the n. I just say koala with a m.
Butterflies fly away Purerehua action Nodding my hips
KFC is my mating call
Fuck everybody go to bed!
Ole look at you! Look at your black face
You and me got a whole lot of pornography, please clear my history, I could walk forver KAATA AHAH
Shayne singing 3 little birds in spanish
Kaata slapping Hunny with steak
Totiti wera
Let's have a long race
That little girl was looking straaaaight at my nipple, kaata at morere
And he was emo oh no
Skideez nuts 21 21
Hoheparena Papa John
Ole roll the T ttttoni with a potae
Where's the parties at? Currie street ole Burrie streeeeeeet with a potae
Gregors fringe looking like zlata
Jofish Origins
Our name together would be Clintana, ole chlamydia AHAHA when i asked hun if she'd ever go out with someone called Clint
Ka pai tu meke
Rai laughing in the shower at her butt cheek mark
Hohepa standing in the lunch room creepy at pakkas
"I love it" Rai to the chocolate
At KFC and tryna hook Rai up with boys accross the street "check her out"
Shall we go hang out with tem. Oh don't tease me now
Ton screaming in the car at Rais tongue bar me thinking it was a dick pic
Not knowing what a drive by was
Come on son here to pick u up ahahahahaha at rugby and ton cracked up
Rai screaming coz we found the park and ton getting scared at the roundabout
"Get the fk outta my lap I didn't ask for this dance" AHAHHA at hockey!
I love girls
Is it too late now to say sorry me: yes ahahaah Kewa
I'm like yeah I'm bored (she's fine)
He said raaaaai raaaaai Donald sounding like a deer
Straight up dog she stands about 5'4......ngaaaa ahahah hori finishing the song
Well it's not you're b day tonight is it?
Idk Smoke the BUTTS
I can't skull I can zip nah I lick I put it in a a bowl
Bly kicking the bowl of chips off the seat omg
Do you know what an evaporater yeah when you put fruit and it gets dried that's a dehydrater
Punch you in the pants
Bly and jurnee dancing and bly falling on the ground
"Say b l y needs the k e y" "can she spell??" Chey about Ayva
I got some weed.
AHAHAH BLY Do you want some ecstasy
Ole the Randall girls ole Matt
Fkn crazy car running over the cones
When you were a featal
They're a $1.80 at Blue dairy ole they're a $1 at pakkas. I know my pies.
*Phone goes off* Why did you even check your pocket Donald?
Who wants to wax my legs? Ole you get weirder by the minute
Bark off
Donald we're outta cans go rob the pub
Saying a curse on Donalds kids and grandkids. Amene
Kehua expert ole ghost buster ton
What makes me feel sick about it? 50 70 50
There's our boys
Drive by CAN WE GET A
Singing energy Ole we just needed a taster not a whole concert ole get on the car car alarm backup music AHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Seeing jazz and Fahey and choking on my hair
Wc wipe crack
Raimaree licking the key
Do yous have a way of packing. We put all the hard stuff together ole hard stuff alcohol no lunch for you this week kids AHAHHA RAI
4 men and 3 women
Where's the MALIBU??
Who's ur boyfriend this week?
Me and bly throwing drinks at eachother
I'm gonna email ur mum HAHAHA me to courtney
She thinks I'm at a sleepover Courtney
Bailey is a ballies
Turtle head when the shits in the ring
Ton Where's the scissors I know you smoke dope AHAHAH KAYNE
He looked like stan walker. That's his day job, fixing roads
SATURDAAAAY Friday I'm in love
I need a pee, I needa fart. Well don't shart
Roto is a rrrake
Wonder what montys studying something to do with the earth? Why? Coz he can play piano
Nah with 75 one for each country. Um how many countries are there ton?
Nah yeah and we'll play with guns. Ole how are you gonna get guns on a plane.
Yeah then just shoot them it'll be fun. Oh my favourite game, murder.
Do you still do to bike thing in bed? Like this AHAHA NOT LIKE THAT
Can I get extra beef AW MY GOD CAMERON ORDERING MACDONALDS
Gonna go see my nan and have a feed then might go for a hunt hahaha random guy at Warehouse
You're embarrassing us as a unit! Fkn Tyrone
Half brows
Your eyebrows are the opposite of on fleek they're off kleef
Whare pakaru
Can u get me a plastic bag yep
Hooking Ayvas pants on her chair when I got her out
Bly falling outta the truck
Who's bly? Who's kayne? Whaaaaat they had a baby? Drunk as jessie
That's just life aye
Ooh 12 I have 12 tinder matches
Ole gisborne that's ugly it's not limited to gisborne. Opotiki? Nah whakatane? Ole just travel down for a slay
I wanna cut my hair like Khloe Kardashian, I dunno who that is but okay
Lexine Banks? Oh I know her!
Do you reckon she'll reply? Which one? All the hoes AHAHAH DRUNK AS JESSIE
Call out to Ata *does sign language*
Oh hell doing the sprinkler
He was making eye contact with me? Aw no he was making eye contact with me ahahah the hot as guys from boys
Rai kiri wants a fight. Tell her to come here, square up
Afternoon oh no just noon
Shots shots shots ole first night out terrorist attacks all Maoris survived
Ole by the bins where we belong.
Ole by my ex
got a pizza under my bed so I'm sussed
THIS IS BORING ash at Cheys birthday!
Ole fucken idiot that's ur name
Ole yous are so tall in heaven. Yeah ur in hell where u belong
I'll give u something to cry about slaps rubbish bin
Huka kotiro
"Snitches get stitches." "I want some."
"Take one for the team and drive." "Fuck the team"
Yass cat
Is that a yass
Mems it's memes me-me's
Call me Lynn Brown AHAH jurnee
Ole mum and the mongrel mob di dog mungi di
Singing HSM with jurnee
Konichiwa tone tone twaaaaaaaat egg foo twat sweet and sour balls dim sum 3some
"Ole Jordy mister big raho" "how would you know have you seen it? " "NAH TONI TOLD ME!"
"What's the time over there?" "It's ten past nine at night time" "GO TO BED THEEEEEN" okay Maybs my apologies for tryna stay up to talk to you lot
STOOOOP
Whip the steering wheel over
I'M ON LEVEL 5 BITCHES
Dress ripping ass video
Tukutuku grass
Fucks mummy's
She was looking at you roy. Yell out to her THAT'S MY BF nah he's gay!! He sucks his dick
That means you got it in the ass. Fucken oats
I got a lolly. Ahahah creepy as Maia
Calling donny Donna at the Chinese shop
Cha cha ahahah hunny not knowing the words to HSM
Kani Kani tahi AHHAAHAHAHA kaata
I know what a deke is
Let's hold feet
Stop crying you can't wash it! Nadine about Erinas Pa pillow
Ginny ahahah the way angel said it
Angel driving manual and me spilling my drink all over me ahahah
Country song comes on. This one's for u Ellen fkn Kiana and angel AHAHAHHA
Kianas impression of angel, HI MY FATBOY GIRL
Fishy Fishy do u have a qweef
Yeah somewhere
Andrea and chase being the ultimate twins
Mascarrra. Jade.
Everyone has to keep drinking till I stop. OLE haven't even started. Sheldon
Tone it down yup yup AAAAAHHH. Joey and hun.
Hunnys hair catching the ping pong ball
Raimaslut
Colesh cuff her pants
What the FUCK hunny
Sucking ass for money 😂😂
You have crabs? Oh I wish. ole donald
Yous have had your day now it's ours
Jade grabbing the top of the ciggy
Eric getting offended jade didn't throw the wet toilet paper at him
Eric playing "i'll make love to you" for tyrone!
Tyrone and Eric fast walking 😂
This girl Ellen added me on facebook omg Brad
Dont drop my undies skiddy side up ahahahahaha angel at the laundromat
Ropata flicking his wrist at my car outside london fish and chips
16 and roots mums
Do a burnout fkn roy
I had a bad experience ahah angel about everything
Angel falling in the oven when she was little
Angel getting a fright from the cat jumping in the window in the shed
Violence free tairawhiti ahaha at tyrones I think it was toots
I'm growing a flower don't run it over Darcy tryna kick it over and falling AHAHAH
To boys a roots a root ole mum
Shall we have sex? No its daytime ahahaha omg Kaata when we drove to the beach
I learnt some things today. How to watch Gregor break something ahah all the boys in the car and the steering wheel locked.
What if TK was like that. That'd be sad. No drinking, no dancing, basically no being a hoe. Emily and them will have to move
That's the first thing you say when u wake up, someone died aw me and rai
"That car must smell like stink nutz, wonder what this car smells like?"
"What's if u pissed the bed with the electric blanket on, would u get a shock?" Hori
Are you gonna know anyone there? Yeah all my exs
Aw it's just down the road. Aw u can walk. Ole get a boat, a kayak nah a waka
You can walk ur ass
THERE'S NOTHING EVEN OUT THERE ahahah Gregor when tiggy squealed
Dad plugging the four plug into itself
I already got paid? Well what if u don't do a good job? That would only happen if one of them died. Well maybe I'll kill one of them.
Yeah she posted on my window
You don't needa be pretty for puha
Do you watch her ex on the beach
Ole squash me in the door like a toastie
Aurrah tana
Going on Jessie's tinder. Nice jugs ma gal
I want it back oh you want it bad
Can I have a puff. Karaka Rd????
Only sexy bitches in my dreams. Aw yeah me.
Me and jade sleeping standing up and rawiri coming in
You're not gonna toastie me! No ill crunch you in half
Nearly hitting that old man coz he didn't check the street then getting a fright
"Dont look ellen" fkn hansim Tristan gonna kiss angel
My mum said ur friendly going to all the parties
Who's your date tonight? Nelson dogg
Look at ur mums work colleague. Brad about Ariz
Ole R. Ellie
Ole lost all ur baby fat Jordan about Jade!
Bye niece. Oh okay bye uncle AHAHA Nelson
We had a BBQ and had some leg chops
Aww she lives in hastings. Aw Hawkes Bay
Jessie's mate on the bike picking his nose and eating it
If you're gonna tell a story don't stutter AHAHA JESSIE
He's not even hot. He is now I'd bend him over
Fried day and Fri yay
Cmhtfu
What's that? Mem awww when my voice went ugly
I'll give you half. Ole who's that?
Fucking with the girl nek door
Nice to nice to know ya yoza
Measuring everyone's height with armspan, I know coz my auntys a doctor
Ole white bitch ellen
One of yous has to be Donald ole I'll be the cat
Bye Keisha AHAHAH BLY
You pulled up my back fat
People over 90 only, angel about the sign at pakkas
Do u get any pulaul AHAH all tristans work mates
Angel grabbing Clads hand to grabbed the basket
Are you coming in? Yeah I wanna experience it ole at bulk barn
Why is there so much people here on a Thursday? Oh Benny day
Which one do u plug out?
Ah-ahrika E-lehleh-en Raimar-eheh
Have u seen suicide squad yet? Nah Idc about that. Well no one cares about u.
Wait do you have a shower here? Ole jessie
Hit you on the shoulder
We're not a kapa haka group
HUAWEI
Ole bei bracking it. AHAHAH Brad to Mikey rude as
Bly getting a fright from jade walking thru the door.
Chicken chip sandwich bread
Bly throwing the bread down
She doesn't want u I'll have u boy. Bly talking to the banana
Bly reading her book upside down
Safety before teamwork AHAHAH Kani turning off the gas at the marae
You see u mean much more than a midnight booty call BLYS RAP
Can for a pash? AHAH EW JORDAN
I'm a nanny. For the children?
Roger
I wouldn't expect you to understand
Nivea will get em, 24/7
Changing into 2nd gear
"Elz is my straightner in the car?" "Oh i'll go check later" "At go check now"
Faaar my backs mean, my arms are muscly, my legs are so good
2 hunnuk
Lip bum
*open the closet* ole are u a celebrity or something AHAHAH
You're a hard lady
You don't even know what paru is AHAH talking about my hair
Yous would be a crack up as couple, he'd be out there selling and you'd be on his case
But I'm not tall tho? AHAHAH OOOH MY GOH
Why are ur eyes open? Coz I wanna see your face
That bird is sussing me out
Oosh receipts, you needa clean these out.
You needa stop letting boys in ur bed
Jaspal Rapatapu
Kaata and Brandon eating their chocolates on stage at prizegiving
"We're all like fishes going the same one" angel about the cars ahahaha
Not lost I'm found *smashes mirror* fk sakes twinnie
"If I was to stab someone in the act of self defence I'd be pretty proud of myself"
Back in the labour weekend of 2013
Okay I'll hang up in 3 2 1
Ayva look into my camera CHEY TRYNA TAKE A PHOTO at ayvas birthday
If u have a note 7 please turn it off AHAHAHA
Why is there a needle in your nose ahah mable
My cracks up his nose
Are you my godfather?
Ha ha ha why are you mean?
He never comes over coz he's old ahaha May about mo
Florence is my bestfriend, yeah she doesn't like me though
Would everyone like some milk? COWS FOR ME!!
I heard Harry jump off my bed, I thought it was a rat Ahahah percy
I like dinner.
Can I come? Yay. I get to come
I wish I had a boyfriend Mable making a wish on a dandelion ahaha
You knuckled my wrist
Turn the radio up! "Do you have a lung disease?" aw heck the ad on the radio
"Who the fuck are they?" "Hii girls!" AHAHHAHA when me and ton were looking out the window and phil heard us
Dave locking Phil in the garage "it's a sacrifice worth making!"
*watching me before you* "ellie have you seen my new Digger?"
"All good in the hood, do u know what that means?" "Yeah the ghetto"
Wellow AHAH my favourite place in england
That lorry is lit
Phoebe smell my hand
I know you love him coz he's a good boy, Nana talking about dad
Dan eating five bowls of rice and turning to bonnie saying "What's wrong with you?" stoned stories
"Let's play a word game every word is the next letter in the alphabet" "okay hat"
Nana picking up the bag with her stick and throwing it down the stairs
"Did you hear the about John Key resigning" "HE DIED??"
Hey Elz 
may
*gives Percy a kiss after he washed his face* "aww you're all wet" *goes and dries face* "now give me a kiissssss"
I'm saving my sweeties for summer holidays
"Have you ever seen a reindeer?" "Yeah on the television"
"James from little orchard is on the naughty list" "Why?" "He didn't share his cake"
Nana talking about how the royal family just eat normal cereal
Mabel only being happy when the baddie came on
Dan falling asleep at the panto
Ellie and Tommy
