2015 Memz

Bonnie getting me Harry styles for Christmas

When I was a baby I was born

My dad has one of these Aw does he use it? No, Florrie about the bike

Grandad knowing who one direction was on the news

At work training, George acting like a girl "ooh girls lets get some wine"

Yeah sometimes we have dinner on the deck

Mabel dialling 666

Nana always waving when leaving the drive way, even if noones there

Mabel saying Alan Carr looked like Dan

I'm so stupid, don't you dare agree

George reading his peppa pig princess book in the kitchen

Gregor slipping on the ground and ton being a Maori warrior

Ayva saying Hika Ma

Spitting toothpaste on the wall with mum and ton

Bly reaching over me to get a chip and I thought she wanted a hug

"I want your Virgin ears to hear the song" "well I don't have virgin ears"

Georgette spitting her drink out all over the food and plate of tomato sauce

Mum waking up in the when we got out the chips

Dad buying yuck chocolate

Ops are ops

Don't touch my intimate places

Hurry up or I'll pish in a bush

Who's that crazy woman talking to herself, mum telling us where to drive in the motel

I'm gonna push you out of that window

Do a u-ie

Cams serious as face at go-karting

Everyone betting that Wayne would win at bowling but dad did

Playing basketball in the arcade getting handy as into it

Being curry munchers

Going for a swim in the pool, ton smacking her face on the wall.

Bye Felicia

Deese nuts

Being hyper as bk

Ice t

Pushing olea off the bed

You sound like siri

Olea cracking up at my british accent saying bread

At 7 past 10 do you want some burnt bread

The ducks laugh at me

Olea recording me talking about helmets

Af

If I could wear one thing for the rest of my life it'd be just glasses

Petty pets

I'd let my kid wear that

Ellen got a boyfriend today guys

Playing cards at institute

Why are there cars here what are they doing?  The nasty

Olea judging me for adding Jayden

I'm still upset I lost my headband

Shhhhh

How is it only Wednesday this week is taking soooo long, oh sorry

Have i talked about patriarchal blessings yeah here's mine. How is it on there? I took a photo! Oh I thought you scanned it

I feel awful inside

The Rock is huge, not as huge as my head yaaaaass

Sacachaweea

Sackajewea

See you're the reason! For the teardrops on my guitar

"Acapella is for people who didn't make it into cheerleading" "oi you" "I can't sing"

The jokes going right over oleas head

Finding that wild cat and it following us home

And juice can be our topping, ew, don't be a sook

Confession times. I didn't give my McDonald's to the homeless.

 Dermatologist hate her

These glasses are......HURTING YOUR EYES

Talking to Antonio antarge and teah on the phone, How Antonio explained Marcus being in america, aw a little bit of business but for a holiday aswell

U wot m8

Everyone has 2 legs ESPECIALLY DUCKS

Does drake even have crying songs or does he just make you cry

Is there anything I can do, uh stop breathing ahahaha when the windows were fogging up in the car

Elvis presley gospel YES

I don't get this part how can you act like sour milk all on the floor

Where are we it's dark i can't see

Glease

I miss my cat, me too

You change your mind quickly, yeah nah

People feel comfortable telling you their secrets Yes

Horiana having a mamae and kaata asking if it was from what they did last night......wrestling

We go toilet together I sit down and he goes through my legs

Your spray is on your shirt THAT'S MY SWEAT PATCHES

I got eagle aw no Ruru eyes

Dropping the chair and hori getting a fright

Your spot, it looks like you're mouldy

"No-one cares" "I was talking to Caleb" "he's no-one" *takes offence*

Rai dying when Jade sprayed the spray in class

Jade you're all grown up!! Yup I'm 13 now!

Hori not being capable of whispering when everyone was tryna sleep

Ton telling us how Dorsey punched a hole in the toilet

Kaata getting his jersey from the lost property

I got maroon sneakers at pak n save

Come on henry

Looks like he's giving him head

Who's are those tits

Dropping my chewing gum and Donald coming up behind saying eat it eat it

Get the kids some drinks aw yep on it

What was she gonna cut? Jades shorts tryna put her leggings on

I wanna ride someone new YUP, donald.

Taking selfies out the window

Don't fall on my mums car ahahaha Georgette talking about our van

Mine and joeys wedding at the botanicals

Rais hideous as face in the video like a spaz

Where's the toilet aw there's a bush, go in the cactus

SHES POOING

Everything you do is slow ole actually get offended

Ton dropping Rai like just straight on the ground.

When rerepo turned the camera on and it was so dark that I thought he hung up

Far my teeth are perfect!!

At the museum seeing the statue of 3 old ladies. You being nosey, Olea on her phone, And me prepared for the rain

Excuse me lenny? Uh I said beep beep beep ole

I'd rather shave mine Karyn about her eyebrows

When Hori sings my nipple goes hard

Whatatutu anywho

Camryn I knew you when you were a baby

Teagan tells ton all her and rerepos problems HER MEDICAL PROBLEMS?

Talking to aunty debbie about how Maoris can drive on learners Kia ora! Kei te pehea koe!

David making those reminders in Rais calendar for like 20 years

How old is his baby? Idk like 10 ole had it when he was 9, talking bout Dylan

Connie

Ton telling rerepo she went to the campion ball with Haven

Grabbing out my to do list and ton saying that was like our map to our adventure

Shhhhh Shhhhh I can hear something, aw wait I can hear something too, you're talking nonsense

Boom Jurnees tryna suck me off! Ahahahahah bly running over to David thinking it was Kaata!

At Vaughan that's why the longs so line coz you ate everything, at maccas

Mum believing kaata and hori pissing together

I won't chew the steeeeeeeaak

Come on whanau ahahaha mum at preschool and we all just laughed at her!!

Chating Tanning, mum tryna tell the story of how the news lady said his name wrong but then she said it wrong.

"Can you get me some of that" *sam comes in and grabs the whole plate* "he's like a fkn squirrel"

If I stay Halo, just setting the mood

Skyping aunty jo. What are yous doing? Just standing ahahaha Shane

Azrael saying It's snowing cats and dogs

Who you tryna look pretty for? My daaamn self, Huruteas eyelashes

What if we had a muscle in our nose and we could do this. When I meet my genie that's my wish ahahaha the pig nose thing

Huruteas #dontjudgemechallenge with indian music an then we were all cracking up handy at her when she was tryna be pretty

Running through mountains to find the coin, aryanna when th coin fell down huruteas top

Playing go fish "hooooonest?"

Naht Nats

"Numb has a b in it" "nah but my tongues still numb tho"

I don't know all those songs, I can learn them

12 likes right here, I log on then log off

Size 12 handbag

I used to shun people who said haich, did you haich them

That's why huruteas planning her wedding coz she's tidy and we're here sitting in our own filth

Sleeping in the couch cheek to cheek

You can only take 3 bras on ur mission  do you change ur bra everyday? I don't,  I don't have the resources

I'll go barter her for it

I was born in water that's why you constantly feel like you're drowning

I'm gonna wear all my rings on one finger so then when I'm like hi nice to meet u

I need my fingers to swell up, do the Kylie jenner lip challenge ole give yourself hickeys

Slut horns

Ole meghan Trainor!

Far when I was your fullas age I was an asshole

Needa find Ellen someone to dance with. To dance the dance of life with.

Yeah Simon we bought him up, not like in life

Are you an electrician coz you light up my world, nah I'm an electrician coz I turn you on

What's 5+5 twenty one

Hurutea recording the song but not stopping it

Some guy wearing huruteas hat

We all had a good lol

Don't sleep at the lake mate

Adios amigos ahahah Kingston on the motorbike

Is your name Ellen page?

I'm gonna fart on this cat

Fridge it

"Oi what's the fish and chip shops number" "ole just ask me coz I'm fat, ask your fucken boyfriend steven"

Both the 2 oldest virginities

I dunno how Rai and jade watched it at school? And what didn't get aroused? 50 shades

Why are u looking good for its just wta. U wanna see Tiare aye. Ahahahah when we went to pick Jade up

My eyes were blocked

Hori smelling her fingers like pepperoni and ton saying like on human centipede

Stains at ur pregnant and ur leaking milk

"What's the backup password?" "I dunno do I look like kaata!?"

"Jaaaa" "you were gonna call Rai jade aye?" "No Jah"

Spreen Cotector

Unlockme.com sound like a naughty website

Hori putting the squashed cap down my top and me being like skull theeese

Tikitikitikitiki

My boy, or should I say my gent ahahhahahahaha Jade about Hunara

Rai not getting tagged in jurnees status "nah I didn't get tagged fuck your rights!"

Playing the celebrity name game "c c c c SEE MORE BUTTS" Robert DeNiro d d d DEEZ NUTZ"

Nah were  coming down to hold ur hat while u spew

Squad rule no phones so i had to write down my memz on a paper

"I like it how he says his full name" "what Jeff Chinese"

Taller or shorter? Shorter so he can lick my tits

I think he's on crack, Caleb talking about his brother

How come you don't call me? I DON'T HAVE YOUR NUMBER ahahah Dad and Jai

She's not sitting on my lap not if she's had dinner

Where is she? Probably eating a pie

Don't bring those uni tricks here ahahaha when Buck dropped his drink

Pushing Ton off the chair

Salt dances, Jurnees hansim peanut fingers

Daniels been pulling on her tongue piercing

Where's Tristan? Up my ass! Whaaaaat!?

I feel like I'm in area 51

You should be Rapunzel

Thats white girl greasy maori greasy is when you can make fry bread with it!

He looks about 11? A lemon!?

Charge u of a salt

You had to be here

Music turns off aaaaaaaaaaa ole Harmony

Use the potty ahahah Ton telling Jade

Do the haka just ka mate ka mate real fast!

Don't eat it donny!! Nah to Donny when the dog ran past!

Can u be kind? WHAT!?

Omg she's like fucking me ahahah Aroha when we were all squashed in the shed and someone was dancing by her

I feel like I'm on crack ahahaha when we were going to sleep at Jacks

Jade singing my neck my crack, we'll I gotta find someway to get myself to sleep sing myself to sleep

They said, David?? They ngaw it's t not dey ABCDEY

"Tamaras read all 3 books" "has she the dirty little minx" "what a hoebag!"

What time is huias game tomorrow? 4 Aw what time?

The doors open and---that's not our dog??

Right rab the ouija board

Are we watching it on that white sheet? Nah on ur forehead Donald

What are we having with our ice cream, are we having cones? Nah bongs!

Can some of these idiots sleep in ur room Kara? Naaaah

Pak n save pak n save countdown pa n save pa n save oh nah pak n save

Is this your house? Nah we just came here and turned  lights on for a feed

Have a double tangi half mongrel mob half Tongan seig ow bo bo ahahah Kaata talking nonsense about Mackey and Davids funeral whentheyre 80 and gave each others clothes back

Might get a makabush walk through half way, I already have a makabush right in front, Talking about movies being video at the movies

Aw and Tarms move your head aw no that's your bum

Yous got a lot of cockroaches! Yes they're family

That was like a spew burp!

I would just smash the laptop and go to church ahahahaha Brandon when we were watching Unfriended

Ntn nice to now aww Kaata ahahaha

This gum is weird if sticks to my teeth?  I make it tight by drinking water

I got this to match my eyes

Aw I'm so glad you're here

Say please

Lesbians

Without the kissing

Emotional lesbians

How many takes does it take to get the scene

Detergent, aw the palmolive series

How do you spell his last name? I'm not gonna tell u

Ellen Matiaha. Just at the marae yeah I'm a Matiaha

I don't know any of these songs but their....calming

This is where my instagram come in handy...dandy notebook

I never sleep on that side. You said you sleep there all the time? I sleep everywhere

How do you genuinely tell if a guy is into you?

Ole grandpa laugh, koro

Splitting image

The font is ugly. Is it comic sans? No? Then we have nothing to worry about

How much do you like sherbet, little sherbet

Sherbetcha

Oh I like ur shorts, they don't like you

They went skydiving before they're wedding. What I'd they died? Ur so stupid. What do you mean what do you mean *not listening* what do you mean

You look like aryanna. Uh maybe because she's my sister. I'm so funny

I have to get a world record in dating before I go. Like breakfast lunch and dinner, 2 at a time like Mrs doubtfire

ME and Daniel were spose to go to England but then he had a baby. Like we didn't breakup

How hard olea laughed when I tried to press play on the how to trick an idiot video

Did you just say d-d-devil child? Did you just stutter? Scared to say his name d-d-devil. Are you a dj? D-d-drop the bass

They were intimidating like they had the whole tribe

Corn braiding my hair

Jimmy timmy Jackson and big Mike

You look like Eminems sister

Hori commenting all those emojis on Daniels emotional status

Yah hurd

Yeah i delighted from my phone

Ballies are greater than god

Mum going off about tons nits "they're my friends"

Bly calling me out for being someone who doesn't answer their phone

Hohepas voice mail ahahahaha!!!

Do you know Muru? Muru James?

Aw yeah he's a meeeeean farmer

Small medium or large, ask me a stupid question like that again

Preloved only one bite taken

Tampone

When do you get released? Ole like I'm in jail

I remember I first tried fried bread when I was 12. Our neighbors lay down a hangi

If he doesn't pick up were not friends

Hopeppa pig

I'm granded now! Grannied flick a the wrist sprites turned u into a granny

He did it with Zumba girl ole put her Zumba songs on

Hori slow cooking her meat patties

Rain shouldn't hinder education

We bought oranges DID YOU JUST SAY YOU BOUGHT ORANGES WE HAVE 4 TREES AT HOME sorry while we were evacuating the house we didn't think to pick oranges

Our baggage staying in the rain with heart

OMG is that dinosaur real?

Is that a fish

Mac ordering a bloody Mary on the plane

Percy running around at peppa pig

Getting off the plane in our nz shirts "aw are you going to the game now? "

Do u want any mark? No? Well u have to? Bonnies just said how yuck it is

There it is. Woop there it is

Percy running around for Peppa Pig

Ole chewing gum on fleek

Poppycock

Hold her hand no I'm not lesbian

Run.

The one who sat on my muslins?

Who died that bird?

Yummy in my willy

Mum putting her whole sandwhich in the toaster and straight away saying don't judge me

Jason coming in fully kitted ready for the little boys rugby training

Af. After christ

She's a really nice lady but I can't hear her

Is this omen? No? Nomen

Do u want some wine? No its a sin

Dad talking about our native heritage to everyone

The man with the tiny lawnmower

I want a big dog like Jason.  You should join the police! You don't just get to take them home at the end of the day

Is there a ding dong

Ur too ugly to be from Georgia

Excuse moi. U speaka da french?

Why have u got such a pretty dog? Well I'm coming out aren't i

Let me get in the tunnel

Bev didn't make it

Now what's peppa pig up to

U dirty dirty little boy

Oosh what are yous tryna do summon a spirit with all these candles

Big G fully breaking the chair at the pub

Put your rugby shirt on! Oh I'm going to bed

Maybs falling straight on the ground and just saying "ow"

What happen to ur nose? I hit it on a walnut

Keep on running

Need to invite Mo, oh no your not are you? Well he is just my best friend

It was just a joke, well it was boring

Taking a photo and nana looking at the tv

Was it planned?

Ribena have you seen her?

Are you all kiwis? Hell yeah! Ur not kiwi

I won't tell mummy, or daddy, or Harry that we're having ice cream

Shhhhh a seagull

Sugars the devil

Knocking that girls knife off the table and her looking at me like i just killed her first born child!

Raise ur hand if u think Dan should sell all his cars to pay for the extension? That's exactly why I never will

Dan it's your round. Oh I'm not thirsty

He went to an expensive school and can't spell petrol

Me and lulu are twins

I want a beer, beers for grown ups, but look how tall I am

Shut up

Go away

Do u remember me ahahah that little girl coming up to Ton

Do u want another drink Si? No well I got a race to swim on Saturday

Have we got enough ice cream or should we get the ice cream put of the corneto's

Ton falling down the stairs to get my shoes

Going to the Chapel and we're gonna get married, don't do it

Ton falling up the stairs to bring me oj

How many people do they wanna fit on this fuckin plane

Jade screaming at the cars

When the fireworks were on jade going fuck yeah!!

"There you suit him ellen" has a look "ole Ellen had a good enough stare?"

You needa be a member, let's sign up, to a fishing club?

Whispering about Tiare, ole whispers ahaha yeah well were in wta he might hear, yeah well with ur fat mouth!

Do u think I'm funny? I think ur disgusting. Well ur not wrong

Seans license photo

Live hard die young

Ellen show some leg so you can get us some more fish and chips

That's why you need boyfriends

I love the cougar boys. What you like kutu boys? Nah that's you

Its got Tanning Chatum in it!!

How long until I can have the kitten? Say it one more time and I'll kill it.

I rang him up and was like oi and he was like yeah and I was like hello

"I need you to get me some aloe vera water" "no I dont"

7 heconds in seaven

Why don't we all just make an effort? Why don't you get off your head

Can you grab that Brown blanket Jai? No

Well do we have jokers? You dont

Did I sneeze on you thou? ahahaha when funny sneezed and i said ew

Shoulda bought some lamb tails Hun? Shall we go dock some? I seen a few three? 1 two half?

When the fire splashed and ton fell off her chair

Aw stuff that I'd rather fall naturally funny talking about the harness swing

Huns toenails on the wall

Horis ugly raised eyebrows in honey I love you

Tough titty

"I couldn't let my boyfriend leave for over 2 years" "it's only 2 years" "aw over a year and a half" funny ahahah

I'm gonna sleep with no undies. It's alright

It's this nice chicken place it's green? Perfect roast? Nah by Sofra? Aw charcoal chicken! That's fucking red bei

Avelee hyphenated maree. Like her actual name is hyphenated, hyphenated is her actually her name

What flavour is the muffin? It's vanilla what do u think?

Do you wear your hat in  the gym? Nah I put it in my bag?

Aw little Jimmy he's only little

Tell him to call me dox

Can I call you hoho

Go to bed

I just brushed my teeth. Why? So I had fresh breath? Why so u can pash me?

Ton clicking her hip on the stripper pole

Can we just eat in peace? Ahahah the girl cleaning at maccas

We're drinking tomorrow? With who? Me hori and her dad

Can u stop waving ur burger around

Can yous shut up everyone's left coz ur so loud

Does rerepo know him? Everyone knows Joseph Ogilvy

Sean mowing our lawns

The blackest bottom of a pan you'll ever see ahahaha throw that in the rubbish antarge

Me and olea laughing at something and then hurutea laughing at me thinking that her and olea were laughing at her

Jacks weird way of putting peanut butter on his wrap, like a dance ahahahah

Writing huruteas email to asher for her

Staring at olea to get her attention in glassons

Mum said it would be like catfish asher

Ew and then he'll fall in love with u. Well someone has 2 one day

Weird jogging on the bus and slipping in my shoe

Olea swearing when she was reading my

I missed my bandwagon well jump on  it now

It's funny when it doesn't happen to you like you know aw those videos with the sex noises ahahah

Straightening oleas hair while I looked like a nan

Smacking olea straight in the face with a cushion

What's wrong with her eyes? Aw she's just asian

What about my nose piercing? What if they just kick u out because ur a devil child

Are u looking at biscuit rescipes

Go and play in the bush kids ahahahaha that house with the messy as garden!

Is that a bouncy ball? Nah it's a flat ball

Finding that barbie doll is a metaphor in life, for finding your self ahahah huruteas speech for olea

I only have 2 friends? Who's that? My mum and dad.

Who's all in there aryanna? Well my dad ahahahahah when we were Straightening our hair and all those elders were there

Hurutea doing the shrunken washcloth and dribbling all the water

Amen, open our eyes, I feel like going to the movies!

Ellie Joy Randall

Can u check if I gave an itchy bite on my bum? Yep ole fast as

Looking at the stars and hurutea makes a fart noise.

All go on our phones. Moments gone.

Olea not locking the bathroom door coz she thought people would know just hear the shower water hahahaha

Breaking oleas freaking bed

Hey don't judge the black power

We have an aux cord so it'll be aux good

Te wera road they named it after me

Hurutea pulling the fingers

Chugalugs dad calling red cups that

Bloody white kid games. What would ur family be playing? Move this table and play bullrush

Your affectionless ole sounds like factionless

She only cares about 2 people me and her bf. And her mummy

Shes that girl off of OITNB, aw yeah, do u watch OITNB? no I just wanted you to shutup

Oh there's mermaid out here! The guys having a pirate party

Ton touching my eye

Losing my scarf and then finding it

That girl spewing

Sugar pie honeylump

Do you have any fruit pies?

Bryan O'Donald

"Oh another one" "what pregnant?"

Talking about Alfie "he's too busy making a living that he's not living his life"

Hurutea scared the fart out of me when we were stalking Suzanna and Antarge

Can I get some chips ahahah hori as ahahaha Hurutea at Maccas

Arrrriana Grande

The dumb lights past Evans

My dad makes everything maori

Talking about Barack Obama in his talk

Pap Ellen doesn't like the window down

Why doesn't he go out with someone we know? Like Ellen or Ton!

I THOUGHT I JUST SAW MY SIAMESE CAT! Ahahah ryan

Excuse me ma'am bloody hohepa when the conveyer belt broke

Gregor mowing over the hose ahahah "well now we just have a shorter hose"

Dad not putting the car in park

Why are your shirts off?? Ahahahah Jai asking Jack and Gregor

Let's just park up and watch their tv

Finding Christmas trees in people's house

She's an experienced driver HOW FAST IS SHE GOING talking about aunty Cath knowing how fast she was going without things lit up

Where are the lights? Aw there the BP they've gone all out!

Dad calling to warn us about the sheep on the road

Is that an island or a boat??

It's a rich taste ahahah jack talking about his cans

You get headaches from wearing the light hat. I don't think I will for a 5 minute bike ride. Well you've been warned!

If you go to hunting and fishing you can get the ones with red lights for hunting.  Well I do do a lot of fkn hunting!

What if I marry a pirate ahahaha mum

Ole jandals tan ole toe jam

Smacking kaatas dome ahaha just generally fighting with him at the river

Ton farting in jades room

I feel like I'm on the piss hahah Bly or Kaata? in the van at the river.