Bonnie getting me Harry styles for Christmas
When I was a baby I was born
My dad has one of these Aw does he use it? No, Florrie about the bike
Grandad knowing who one direction was on the news
At work training, George acting like a girl "ooh girls lets get some wine"
Yeah sometimes we have dinner on the deck
Mabel dialling 666
Nana always waving when leaving the drive way, even if noones there
Mabel saying Alan Carr looked like Dan
I'm so stupid, don't you dare agree
George reading his peppa pig princess book in the kitchen
Gregor slipping on the ground and ton being a Maori warrior
Ayva saying Hika Ma
Spitting toothpaste on the wall with mum and ton
Bly reaching over me to get a chip and I thought she wanted a hug
"I want your Virgin ears to hear the song" "well I don't have virgin ears"
Georgette spitting her drink out all over the food and plate of tomato sauce
Mum waking up in the when we got out the chips
Dad buying yuck chocolate
Ops are ops
Don't touch my intimate places
Hurry up or I'll pish in a bush
Who's that crazy woman talking to herself, mum telling us where to drive in the motel
I'm gonna push you out of that window
Do a u-ie
Cams serious as face at go-karting
Everyone betting that Wayne would win at bowling but dad did
Playing basketball in the arcade getting handy as into it
Being curry munchers
Going for a swim in the pool, ton smacking her face on the wall.
Bye Felicia
Deese nuts
Being hyper as bk
Ice t
Pushing olea off the bed
You sound like siri
Olea cracking up at my british accent saying bread
At 7 past 10 do you want some burnt bread
The ducks laugh at me
Olea recording me talking about helmets
Af
If I could wear one thing for the rest of my life it'd be just glasses
Petty pets
I'd let my kid wear that
Ellen got a boyfriend today guys
Playing cards at institute
Why are there cars here what are they doing? The nasty
Olea judging me for adding Jayden
I'm still upset I lost my headband
Shhhhh
How is it only Wednesday this week is taking soooo long, oh sorry
Have i talked about patriarchal blessings yeah here's mine. How is it on there? I took a photo! Oh I thought you scanned it
I feel awful inside
The Rock is huge, not as huge as my head yaaaaass
Sacachaweea
Sackajewea
See you're the reason! For the teardrops on my guitar
"Acapella is for people who didn't make it into cheerleading" "oi you" "I can't sing"
The jokes going right over oleas head
Finding that wild cat and it following us home
And juice can be our topping, ew, don't be a sook
Confession times. I didn't give my McDonald's to the homeless.
Dermatologist hate her
These glasses are......HURTING YOUR EYES
Talking to Antonio antarge and teah on the phone, How Antonio explained Marcus being in america, aw a little bit of business but for a holiday aswell
U wot m8
Everyone has 2 legs ESPECIALLY DUCKS
Does drake even have crying songs or does he just make you cry
Is there anything I can do, uh stop breathing ahahaha when the windows were fogging up in the car
Elvis presley gospel YES
I don't get this part how can you act like sour milk all on the floor
Where are we it's dark i can't see
Glease
I miss my cat, me too
You change your mind quickly, yeah nah
People feel comfortable telling you their secrets Yes
Horiana having a mamae and kaata asking if it was from what they did last night......wrestling
We go toilet together I sit down and he goes through my legs
Your spray is on your shirt THAT'S MY SWEAT PATCHES
I got eagle aw no Ruru eyes
Dropping the chair and hori getting a fright
Your spot, it looks like you're mouldy
"No-one cares" "I was talking to Caleb" "he's no-one" *takes offence*
Rai dying when Jade sprayed the spray in class
Jade you're all grown up!! Yup I'm 13 now!
Hori not being capable of whispering when everyone was tryna sleep
Ton telling us how Dorsey punched a hole in the toilet
Kaata getting his jersey from the lost property
I got maroon sneakers at pak n save
Come on henry
Looks like he's giving him head
Who's are those tits
Dropping my chewing gum and Donald coming up behind saying eat it eat it
Get the kids some drinks aw yep on it
What was she gonna cut? Jades shorts tryna put her leggings on
I wanna ride someone new YUP, donald.
Taking selfies out the window
Don't fall on my mums car ahahaha Georgette talking about our van
Mine and joeys wedding at the botanicals
Rais hideous as face in the video like a spaz
Where's the toilet aw there's a bush, go in the cactus
SHES POOING
Everything you do is slow ole actually get offended
Ton dropping Rai like just straight on the ground.
When rerepo turned the camera on and it was so dark that I thought he hung up
Far my teeth are perfect!!
At the museum seeing the statue of 3 old ladies. You being nosey, Olea on her phone, And me prepared for the rain
Excuse me lenny? Uh I said beep beep beep ole
I'd rather shave mine Karyn about her eyebrows
When Hori sings my nipple goes hard
Whatatutu anywho
Camryn I knew you when you were a baby
Teagan tells ton all her and rerepos problems HER MEDICAL PROBLEMS?
Talking to aunty debbie about how Maoris can drive on learners Kia ora! Kei te pehea koe!
David making those reminders in Rais calendar for like 20 years
How old is his baby? Idk like 10 ole had it when he was 9, talking bout Dylan
Connie
Ton telling rerepo she went to the campion ball with Haven
Grabbing out my to do list and ton saying that was like our map to our adventure
Shhhhh Shhhhh I can hear something, aw wait I can hear something too, you're talking nonsense
Boom Jurnees tryna suck me off! Ahahahahah bly running over to David thinking it was Kaata!
At Vaughan that's why the longs so line coz you ate everything, at maccas
Mum believing kaata and hori pissing together
I won't chew the steeeeeeeaak
Come on whanau ahahaha mum at preschool and we all just laughed at her!!
Chating Tanning, mum tryna tell the story of how the news lady said his name wrong but then she said it wrong.
"Can you get me some of that" *sam comes in and grabs the whole plate* "he's like a fkn squirrel"
If I stay Halo, just setting the mood
Skyping aunty jo. What are yous doing? Just standing ahahaha Shane
Azrael saying It's snowing cats and dogs
Who you tryna look pretty for? My daaamn self, Huruteas eyelashes
What if we had a muscle in our nose and we could do this. When I meet my genie that's my wish ahahaha the pig nose thing
Huruteas #dontjudgemechallenge with indian music an then we were all cracking up handy at her when she was tryna be pretty
Running through mountains to find the coin, aryanna when th coin fell down huruteas top
Playing go fish "hooooonest?"
Naht Nats
"Numb has a b in it" "nah but my tongues still numb tho"
I don't know all those songs, I can learn them
12 likes right here, I log on then log off
Size 12 handbag
I used to shun people who said haich, did you haich them
That's why huruteas planning her wedding coz she's tidy and we're here sitting in our own filth
Sleeping in the couch cheek to cheek
You can only take 3 bras on ur mission do you change ur bra everyday? I don't, I don't have the resources
I'll go barter her for it
I was born in water that's why you constantly feel like you're drowning
I'm gonna wear all my rings on one finger so then when I'm like hi nice to meet u
I need my fingers to swell up, do the Kylie jenner lip challenge ole give yourself hickeys
Slut horns
Ole meghan Trainor!
Far when I was your fullas age I was an asshole
Needa find Ellen someone to dance with. To dance the dance of life with.
Yeah Simon we bought him up, not like in life
Are you an electrician coz you light up my world, nah I'm an electrician coz I turn you on
What's 5+5 twenty one
Hurutea recording the song but not stopping it
Some guy wearing huruteas hat
We all had a good lol
Don't sleep at the lake mate
Adios amigos ahahah Kingston on the motorbike
Is your name Ellen page?
I'm gonna fart on this cat
Fridge it
"Oi what's the fish and chip shops number" "ole just ask me coz I'm fat, ask your fucken boyfriend steven"
Both the 2 oldest virginities
I dunno how Rai and jade watched it at school? And what didn't get aroused? 50 shades
Why are u looking good for its just wta. U wanna see Tiare aye. Ahahahah when we went to pick Jade up
My eyes were blocked
Hori smelling her fingers like pepperoni and ton saying like on human centipede
Stains at ur pregnant and ur leaking milk
"What's the backup password?" "I dunno do I look like kaata!?"
"Jaaaa" "you were gonna call Rai jade aye?" "No Jah"
Spreen Cotector
Unlockme.com sound like a naughty website
Hori putting the squashed cap down my top and me being like skull theeese
Tikitikitikitiki
My boy, or should I say my gent ahahhahahahaha Jade about Hunara
Rai not getting tagged in jurnees status "nah I didn't get tagged fuck your rights!"
Playing the celebrity name game "c c c c SEE MORE BUTTS" Robert DeNiro d d d DEEZ NUTZ"
Nah were coming down to hold ur hat while u spew
Squad rule no phones so i had to write down my memz on a paper
"I like it how he says his full name" "what Jeff Chinese"
Taller or shorter? Shorter so he can lick my tits
I think he's on crack, Caleb talking about his brother
How come you don't call me? I DON'T HAVE YOUR NUMBER ahahah Dad and Jai
She's not sitting on my lap not if she's had dinner
Where is she? Probably eating a pie
Don't bring those uni tricks here ahahaha when Buck dropped his drink
Pushing Ton off the chair
Salt dances, Jurnees hansim peanut fingers
Daniels been pulling on her tongue piercing
Where's Tristan? Up my ass! Whaaaaat!?
I feel like I'm in area 51
You should be Rapunzel
Thats white girl greasy maori greasy is when you can make fry bread with it!
He looks about 11? A lemon!?
Charge u of a salt
You had to be here
Music turns off aaaaaaaaaaa ole Harmony
Use the potty ahahah Ton telling Jade
Do the haka just ka mate ka mate real fast!
Don't eat it donny!! Nah to Donny when the dog ran past!
Can u be kind? WHAT!?
Omg she's like fucking me ahahah Aroha when we were all squashed in the shed and someone was dancing by her
I feel like I'm on crack ahahaha when we were going to sleep at Jacks
Jade singing my neck my crack, we'll I gotta find someway to get myself to sleep sing myself to sleep
They said, David?? They ngaw it's t not dey ABCDEY
"Tamaras read all 3 books" "has she the dirty little minx" "what a hoebag!"
What time is huias game tomorrow? 4 Aw what time?
The doors open and---that's not our dog??
Right rab the ouija board
Are we watching it on that white sheet? Nah on ur forehead Donald
What are we having with our ice cream, are we having cones? Nah bongs!
Can some of these idiots sleep in ur room Kara? Naaaah
Pak n save pak n save countdown pa n save pa n save oh nah pak n save
Is this your house? Nah we just came here and turned lights on for a feed
Have a double tangi half mongrel mob half Tongan seig ow bo bo ahahah Kaata talking nonsense about Mackey and Davids funeral whentheyre 80 and gave each others clothes back
Might get a makabush walk through half way, I already have a makabush right in front, Talking about movies being video at the movies
Aw and Tarms move your head aw no that's your bum
Yous got a lot of cockroaches! Yes they're family
That was like a spew burp!
I would just smash the laptop and go to church ahahahaha Brandon when we were watching Unfriended
Ntn nice to now aww Kaata ahahaha
This gum is weird if sticks to my teeth? I make it tight by drinking water
I got this to match my eyes
Aw I'm so glad you're here
Say please
Lesbians
Without the kissing
Emotional lesbians
How many takes does it take to get the scene
Detergent, aw the palmolive series
How do you spell his last name? I'm not gonna tell u
Ellen Matiaha. Just at the marae yeah I'm a Matiaha
I don't know any of these songs but their....calming
This is where my instagram come in handy...dandy notebook
I never sleep on that side. You said you sleep there all the time? I sleep everywhere
How do you genuinely tell if a guy is into you?
Ole grandpa laugh, koro
Splitting image
The font is ugly. Is it comic sans? No? Then we have nothing to worry about
How much do you like sherbet, little sherbet
Sherbetcha
Oh I like ur shorts, they don't like you
They went skydiving before they're wedding. What I'd they died? Ur so stupid. What do you mean what do you mean *not listening* what do you mean
You look like aryanna. Uh maybe because she's my sister. I'm so funny
I have to get a world record in dating before I go. Like breakfast lunch and dinner, 2 at a time like Mrs doubtfire
ME and Daniel were spose to go to England but then he had a baby. Like we didn't breakup
How hard olea laughed when I tried to press play on the how to trick an idiot video
Did you just say d-d-devil child? Did you just stutter? Scared to say his name d-d-devil. Are you a dj? D-d-drop the bass
They were intimidating like they had the whole tribe
Corn braiding my hair
Jimmy timmy Jackson and big Mike
You look like Eminems sister
Hori commenting all those emojis on Daniels emotional status
Yah hurd
Yeah i delighted from my phone
Ballies are greater than god
Mum going off about tons nits "they're my friends"
Bly calling me out for being someone who doesn't answer their phone
Hohepas voice mail ahahahaha!!!
Do you know Muru? Muru James?
Aw yeah he's a meeeeean farmer
Small medium or large, ask me a stupid question like that again
Preloved only one bite taken
Tampone
When do you get released? Ole like I'm in jail
I remember I first tried fried bread when I was 12. Our neighbors lay down a hangi
If he doesn't pick up were not friends
Hopeppa pig
I'm granded now! Grannied flick a the wrist sprites turned u into a granny
He did it with Zumba girl ole put her Zumba songs on
Hori slow cooking her meat patties
Rain shouldn't hinder education
We bought oranges DID YOU JUST SAY YOU BOUGHT ORANGES WE HAVE 4 TREES AT HOME sorry while we were evacuating the house we didn't think to pick oranges
Our baggage staying in the rain with heart
OMG is that dinosaur real?
Is that a fish
Mac ordering a bloody Mary on the plane
Percy running around at peppa pig
Getting off the plane in our nz shirts "aw are you going to the game now? "
Do u want any mark? No? Well u have to? Bonnies just said how yuck it is
There it is. Woop there it is
Percy running around for Peppa Pig
Ole chewing gum on fleek
Poppycock
Hold her hand no I'm not lesbian
Run.
The one who sat on my muslins?
Who died that bird?
Yummy in my willy
Mum putting her whole sandwhich in the toaster and straight away saying don't judge me
Jason coming in fully kitted ready for the little boys rugby training
Af. After christ
She's a really nice lady but I can't hear her
Is this omen? No? Nomen
Do u want some wine? No its a sin
Dad talking about our native heritage to everyone
The man with the tiny lawnmower
I want a big dog like Jason. You should join the police! You don't just get to take them home at the end of the day
Is there a ding dong
Ur too ugly to be from Georgia
Excuse moi. U speaka da french?
Why have u got such a pretty dog? Well I'm coming out aren't i
Let me get in the tunnel
Bev didn't make it
Now what's peppa pig up to
U dirty dirty little boy
Oosh what are yous tryna do summon a spirit with all these candles
Big G fully breaking the chair at the pub
Put your rugby shirt on! Oh I'm going to bed
Maybs falling straight on the ground and just saying "ow"
What happen to ur nose? I hit it on a walnut
Keep on running
Need to invite Mo, oh no your not are you? Well he is just my best friend
It was just a joke, well it was boring
Taking a photo and nana looking at the tv
Was it planned?
Ribena have you seen her?
Are you all kiwis? Hell yeah! Ur not kiwi
I won't tell mummy, or daddy, or Harry that we're having ice cream
Shhhhh a seagull
Sugars the devil
Knocking that girls knife off the table and her looking at me like i just killed her first born child!
Raise ur hand if u think Dan should sell all his cars to pay for the extension? That's exactly why I never will
Dan it's your round. Oh I'm not thirsty
He went to an expensive school and can't spell petrol
Me and lulu are twins
I want a beer, beers for grown ups, but look how tall I am
Shut up
Go away
Do u remember me ahahah that little girl coming up to Ton
Do u want another drink Si? No well I got a race to swim on Saturday
Have we got enough ice cream or should we get the ice cream put of the corneto's
Ton falling down the stairs to get my shoes
Going to the Chapel and we're gonna get married, don't do it
Ton falling up the stairs to bring me oj
How many people do they wanna fit on this fuckin plane
Jade screaming at the cars
When the fireworks were on jade going fuck yeah!!
"There you suit him ellen" has a look "ole Ellen had a good enough stare?"
You needa be a member, let's sign up, to a fishing club?
Whispering about Tiare, ole whispers ahaha yeah well were in wta he might hear, yeah well with ur fat mouth!
Do u think I'm funny? I think ur disgusting. Well ur not wrong
Seans license photo
Live hard die young
Ellen show some leg so you can get us some more fish and chips
That's why you need boyfriends
I love the cougar boys. What you like kutu boys? Nah that's you
Its got Tanning Chatum in it!!
How long until I can have the kitten? Say it one more time and I'll kill it.
I rang him up and was like oi and he was like yeah and I was like hello
"I need you to get me some aloe vera water" "no I dont"
7 heconds in seaven
Why don't we all just make an effort? Why don't you get off your head
Can you grab that Brown blanket Jai? No
Well do we have jokers? You dont
Did I sneeze on you thou? ahahaha when funny sneezed and i said ew
Shoulda bought some lamb tails Hun? Shall we go dock some? I seen a few three? 1 two half?
When the fire splashed and ton fell off her chair
Aw stuff that I'd rather fall naturally funny talking about the harness swing
Huns toenails on the wall
Horis ugly raised eyebrows in honey I love you
Tough titty
"I couldn't let my boyfriend leave for over 2 years" "it's only 2 years" "aw over a year and a half" funny ahahah
I'm gonna sleep with no undies. It's alright
It's this nice chicken place it's green? Perfect roast? Nah by Sofra? Aw charcoal chicken! That's fucking red bei
Avelee hyphenated maree. Like her actual name is hyphenated, hyphenated is her actually her name
What flavour is the muffin? It's vanilla what do u think?
Do you wear your hat in the gym? Nah I put it in my bag?
Aw little Jimmy he's only little
Tell him to call me dox
Can I call you hoho
Go to bed
I just brushed my teeth. Why? So I had fresh breath? Why so u can pash me?
Ton clicking her hip on the stripper pole
Can we just eat in peace? Ahahah the girl cleaning at maccas
We're drinking tomorrow? With who? Me hori and her dad
Can u stop waving ur burger around
Can yous shut up everyone's left coz ur so loud
Does rerepo know him? Everyone knows Joseph Ogilvy
Sean mowing our lawns
The blackest bottom of a pan you'll ever see ahahaha throw that in the rubbish antarge
Me and olea laughing at something and then hurutea laughing at me thinking that her and olea were laughing at her
Jacks weird way of putting peanut butter on his wrap, like a dance ahahahah
Writing huruteas email to asher for her
Staring at olea to get her attention in glassons
Mum said it would be like catfish asher
Ew and then he'll fall in love with u. Well someone has 2 one day
Weird jogging on the bus and slipping in my shoe
Olea swearing when she was reading my
I missed my bandwagon well jump on it now
It's funny when it doesn't happen to you like you know aw those videos with the sex noises ahahah
Straightening oleas hair while I looked like a nan
Smacking olea straight in the face with a cushion
What's wrong with her eyes? Aw she's just asian
What about my nose piercing? What if they just kick u out because ur a devil child
Are u looking at biscuit rescipes
Go and play in the bush kids ahahahaha that house with the messy as garden!
Is that a bouncy ball? Nah it's a flat ball
Finding that barbie doll is a metaphor in life, for finding your self ahahah huruteas speech for olea
I only have 2 friends? Who's that? My mum and dad.
Who's all in there aryanna? Well my dad ahahahahah when we were Straightening our hair and all those elders were there
Hurutea doing the shrunken washcloth and dribbling all the water
Amen, open our eyes, I feel like going to the movies!
Ellie Joy Randall
Can u check if I gave an itchy bite on my bum? Yep ole fast as
Looking at the stars and hurutea makes a fart noise.
All go on our phones. Moments gone.
Olea not locking the bathroom door coz she thought people would know just hear the shower water hahahaha
Breaking oleas freaking bed
Hey don't judge the black power
We have an aux cord so it'll be aux good
Te wera road they named it after me
Hurutea pulling the fingers
Chugalugs dad calling red cups that
Bloody white kid games. What would ur family be playing? Move this table and play bullrush
Your affectionless ole sounds like factionless
She only cares about 2 people me and her bf. And her mummy
Shes that girl off of OITNB, aw yeah, do u watch OITNB? no I just wanted you to shutup
Oh there's mermaid out here! The guys having a pirate party
Ton touching my eye
Losing my scarf and then finding it
That girl spewing
Sugar pie honeylump
Do you have any fruit pies?
Bryan O'Donald
"Oh another one" "what pregnant?"
Talking about Alfie "he's too busy making a living that he's not living his life"
Hurutea scared the fart out of me when we were stalking Suzanna and Antarge
Can I get some chips ahahah hori as ahahaha Hurutea at Maccas
Arrrriana Grande
The dumb lights past Evans
My dad makes everything maori
Talking about Barack Obama in his talk
Pap Ellen doesn't like the window down
Why doesn't he go out with someone we know? Like Ellen or Ton!
I THOUGHT I JUST SAW MY SIAMESE CAT! Ahahah ryan
Excuse me ma'am bloody hohepa when the conveyer belt broke
Gregor mowing over the hose ahahah "well now we just have a shorter hose"
Dad not putting the car in park
Why are your shirts off?? Ahahahah Jai asking Jack and Gregor
Let's just park up and watch their tv
Finding Christmas trees in people's house
She's an experienced driver HOW FAST IS SHE GOING talking about aunty Cath knowing how fast she was going without things lit up
Where are the lights? Aw there the BP they've gone all out!
Dad calling to warn us about the sheep on the road
Is that an island or a boat??
It's a rich taste ahahah jack talking about his cans
You get headaches from wearing the light hat. I don't think I will for a 5 minute bike ride. Well you've been warned!
If you go to hunting and fishing you can get the ones with red lights for hunting. Well I do do a lot of fkn hunting!
What if I marry a pirate ahahaha mum
Ole jandals tan ole toe jam
Smacking kaatas dome ahaha just generally fighting with him at the river
Ton farting in jades room
I feel like I'm on the piss hahah Bly or Kaata? in the van at the river.
