Memories of 2014.

I did this for last year and sort of at the end of the year tried to remember all my memories but this year I wrote down all my memories throughout the year so now i have this big huge list of all my favouritest memories ahahaha! So yeah heres the funniestlist of little one liners and things i did in 2014!

Teah getting a blood nose and recording the whole thing

Dis gurl nuk da comp

When I was waiting for teah and looking out the window every ten seconds and Ton was cracking up at me

3 hunnit hashtag swagga

Thinking that's Huruteas birthday was on the 23rd "I'm such a good friend aye" 

Awe squealing when he jumped off the Nuhaka bridge

"I'm a worship leader" "I love him already" dad about that guy on x-factor

Open throat drinking and Sam dribbled his everywhere when we were camping

*french voice* Hon hon hon eyebrow me and Aunty Deb 

Gregor get us a box, brings back an ice cream container instead of the alkieeeeees

Was that fun? No it was totally dumb ahahahah when Aunty Sara threw Kai off the warf

No cattle grazing Bessie

Is that a pie? Are you a pie? Sort of

Me and ton making Scrambled Pancakes

Dad peeing in Cams hole

It was a dumb story coz no-one died

Takis aw man Justin Bjeber the fool.

Has Leonardo Davinci won a Grammy? Just guru tea being hurt tea in the car

Pretty please with a Caleb on top? Ahahahahah cam asking ton to do something for him.

You're the reason I drink water before coke. Coke time!!

Ruru eyes

Cameron you fish, Gregors cool as insult

Eeeeeeeee nau haaheehaaheehaaa Kaata's little language ahahhahaha

His tits are bigger than yours, when Sol was showing us motivational videos and caleb said that about this buff aaaaasss guy

Talk about your boyfriends girlfriend oh Falcon

Why do we have boy/girl toilets? Unisex unisex unisex, fkn Kiri Dog ahahahha

But my neck. Monique

Did you know everyone was once a baby?

Hep
When Georgette hit the window and Kaata was like Oh was that a bird coz she is so fly

Peace the eff out, Perfect Match!!!!!!! 

Oh well

These souls ain't loyal, Hurutea being Hurutea again

When Ariki said I had cactus legs

How do spell us?

Shagan dropped his apple "oh my protein"

He's said I'm attractive "no you're a tractor"

Vit-a-min D

Who wants cuddles ELLEN DOES come over here then!

Ton snapchating on the toilet

Twenty four seven ahahah rawiri announciating each like sound
She's been mine since November

Asher being hansim talking about dates and marriage and stuff

*ton singing* "shutup bei" " oh I was actually trying"

Tons singing at my wedding ahahahahahahhaha

She's gonna be a scorcher
Yeah i play basketball
Egnoligong
Meleclom.com

Tarms saying Johns family have strong looks

Wifey 1

Peeeeeace
"Whats this song?" "It's and ad"

What are you, her guardian angel?

Yeah Caleb you sinner

Effin Mete

Omg me and Ton making up stories about Tylers baby

Kaata saying "If you were a cat you'd be a hairless one" to Sol
But wait there's more!! Ahahahha Kaata and those bowling pin pens

Hey eighteen year old, me to T.A at Pak'n'save
And i only got 1 Pie!

Put em up put em up

"O2L lives in California" omg Kian, omg Sam.
Listening face at Stake Conference when the guy was talking Japanese

Frills

Sinimon

I feel like a snail, she doesn't look like one, kkkkkkkkkkkk

Na na na none of that

Handshakes and awkward hesitated hugs
Uncle Reece
Rerepo asking Ton if she wanted to practice
Who is asher? is he that singer?
Justin Bieber's really changed, I like his old music better
Dad letting his phone ring so he doesn't seem too keen

Find your own ride to church!!
That's not your hat!!
*go to sleep*
When Ton fell off the bed
When Eru didn't want Georgette to sit by him on the bus

Dads whole thing about family airlooms

When we were watching The Sartov Approach and Shane was like Michael Jordan five minutes later
Texting sean all the way through the movie ahahha about oleas lollipops!

"I'd probably give my leftover McDonalds to the homeless" "no you wouldn't" 

With child

at your boobs are tractor tyres

You sound like my cat

"You have little ears" "you have ears"

Nemine bub!! Rawiri when Lloyd fell off the chair

DEMON

Crackers ahahahhahaha Antarges Nachos!!

"Antarge do you have a mobile!!"

Start getting in that zone. What zone the FRIENDZONE!!

Seig to your dome

Fartqueef

Chicken and stuffing, to fill my muffling, I'm hungry and I want some food

Can you pay my ncea fee

Me and Ton: Your giiiirlfriend who you dance with at the disco, Gregs: oh yup Cameron, Jai: Aww Camerons a girl

Im getting sick of you 3 ahahahah when mum said that to just me and Ton 

I'm not a traitor/tractor

Puku what puku? Awww heck when we all went to Zumba with the squad and rai the skinny thing was too cool

Aaaaunty yes dante

Doing my mahi thats the tahi

Bad booooy

So what's your favourite perfume hurutea? Ahahahhaha not being subtle at all!!! 

Airdrop is just like apple bluetooth

Can you email those photos to me ahahahha antonio

Do the roar I love you daddy aw Kaata 

It's coming up to noodle season, it's always noodle season, Kiri having a rant at us as usual 

Ducks don't walk they waddle, a duck walks half way into the forest or something like that

Basketball

Did you hear about the sandpit i made? Dad bragging to Tim

Fashalasha 

Hey cat!
He's so skinny

Kiana Mexican taaaacos and mince!

Mi casa you casa to Broom ahahahah
Command T all the time on Calebs laptop!!
Tumblr Boys
Chess YUSS ME! Ahahahahah Donny when sol was reading out Wednesday sports
The chances of anything coming from mars is a million to one, that stupid song!
Have a great day and keep shining under the moon! That hansim website!
Smells like whanau

Im just a bit sick. Yeah you sound like shit

Read to me

Fat sick

Tonio telling me and Antarge about ex on the beach for aaaages when we were walking home!! 

When I stood on the penny board and it bent in the Warehouse!! 

Huruteas Indian dancing. No life without wife!

She even got her hair to look nice.
Ostralia

Jade being depressing in the van

Talking bout that bass, aw Ngawai

Where'd that come from? The loom band jade flicked

Bei Diana!

Good grief

Ask a simple question get a stupid answer
Heffer and calfie
NOO!! Chater Proposing
There she is!! Rai in Napier
Where are you nooow Ton singing about the chocolate.
Why don't you use your creative writing to answer her message, Tons 1500 words

Oh what was that YOUR JOKE

When I hugged Angel and punched Tristan in the face

Who could live out there? You did ahahaha in the forest!
Rai the creeper oming out from behind the flax "hi"
Handguns

Georgettes Japanese porn!!

Rapists in mcdonalds toilets

WHEN TON FARTED IN MACCAS

Binch shorthand street 

Ethan wheres caleb? At Home? Does he have ebola?

You look like Fiona, the shrek one!

A French plait? Fishplait? Cornbraids?!

Jade saying 2000 and late

Scared as of the cow at the river

“No it’s a bull, you know because its got hairy legs!”

Rai skinny dipping with Rawiri

The thong song

Ellen Kinowai

When Lloyd tied up my hair at donnys party! 

Nah Antarge can't come in the common room he plays his youtube videos out loud

Say you love me!!

Picking antarge up at the show so he could see the front of the line

Oosh got enough toilet paper! To clean up all your bullshit rai

Where did my comment go? Up my ass! That’s why youre always talking out of your ass

Canyouchuckapillow

Are yous going on the ferris wheel!

Coreys girlfriend Akon

Bicking Back Being Bool in Bompton
Bicking Back Being Bool at Beeschool

Said it wth confidence!

I might be handsome but look into my eyes theyre beeeeeeeautiful! -Rimu
Take a bit of an instagram, oh a bit of a kitchen selfie, chuck it up on bebo then tweet about it
Hippie Gonzales omg Kasius.
Collage Boy
Might have to take a trip to the tip
The devil wears PRAAAADAAAAAS!!!
Ebolo
Imbola
Extra!! Aw that whole thing with Georgettes and Kaatas dumb joke!
Sam drinking the water hansim as so he didn't get Ebola from sharing
Did my dad text back? Nah our dad didn't!
Hori baptizing herself in the river after her night of sin
My brothers loyal!
At Pak'n'save and Hori yelled out HIIIIIII to the white boys
Winding down the window and singing when we went past uncle wayne
Going past the cops on the bus and Brandon telling everyone to sit down!
WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME!!!!
#wouldyouliketocomelockthedoororyoulldieingigatowngis

#locktheDOOR
Ooooohm the cat scratched you you're gonna die
"We need stop saying ole" "They tryna make me go to rehab and i said Ole Ole Ole"

My hair looks like the rings of saturn!
When Georgette hit the cup into tons mouth then looked surprised when it spilled on her!
Taking a photo around hurutea when she was sleeping at the gym
Jumping on the bouncy castle with Bailey
"Did your chopping sticks hurt your mouth Elsa?"
"What are you even doing?" "It's art okay!!" Aw everytime Ton would ask me about my sculpture board!! 

Matching neck tattoos with Kaata and Hori
What is she tryna be a tropical educated maori?!
Listening to no-autotune songs with Hurutea
"I wanna take a pretty one" "Get out of the picture then!!"
We'll be the jean family!
Whats your favourite font?
Watching The Purge with Rerepo on FaceTime
Tell me more Tell me mooore Kaata singing hansim
Buliding those veggie crates and annoying all the other teams ahahah "That's us baddah otp"
Rub a dub dub two girls cleaning the tub!
Hone Haraduck!
I'm gonna name my puppy Hone Harawira ahahahahhaha awww Cam!!
These HOES aint loyal
Subway Chris <3
What don't you clean your ovaries?? Aw ahahahha telling Hurutea and olea about PCOS
Hiding in the car at WTA
Tbh i'm funny aw Donnys last day!!
Get the cred Nuff said
Spell psychology backwards Y G 4 hunniiiiiid
"It's just a big rock in the middle of nowhere" "aw just like me"

Rimus plastic bag from Rebel Sports
Tahi rua toru whaniqua
Going to the dairy 3 times after donnys party!!
Black red and bread
Someone stole my $9 vans
Jumping Daisies!!
Kiana never wearing shoes at school
I'm so sorry I'm sorry here I'll give you Rhys's number
Going on Omegle at school, Kaata protecting our innocence ahahah
Delicious baked fresh
I like the way you french in hell

Pussy pussy pussy marijuana

FTP tup it!

Rai slappin sols ballhead haaard as as as

I can say your cute coz you're like my son at youre like my nan okay moko

Stop pissing around and start doing!

Tbh getting a little chubb Brandons tbh on kayas wall

Kissed my cat you can get herpes from that

Dont sniff it! Hating me for breathing

I could use this oil as lipstick ton being ugly about some food

Jades selective hearing

Depressed? Not seriously 

That juice was expensive!!!! Annoying the squad coz i bought the juice with my money

Worming awound

Samchung Charchaa

This kills an alligator, at that face could kill a race

Fuck off donald fucks off

We need a big drink of water like a huge bottle like we could drink all the water in that ocean

Hori spilling juice on the floor at tatapouri

Helping dad with all his maths for tree planting

"Kayne thought it was a vibrator!" 

It was funny as I had breakfast the other day and I wasnt hungry all day!!
This ice cream matches my pants!!
Antarge eating the cream puff hansimly
Awe baba bebe nga and YOU
Hurutea farting in my face
Take a photo so I look dead
barbie and ken as dione and caesar
Falling off the longboard and getting the fattest bruise on her knee
21 dollars change
Riding ma pony in the supermarket
Have you got p diddy?? Ahahaha that lady at the perfume place
Better not be a haka, Ceasars surprise for donny.
Do the naenae to every song
Closed playground that was in someones back yard
Honing down the road!
Aw on our walk and we saw the teenagers then straight away turns around
You know its a maori house when theres a Coles trolley outside!
The dog and donny screamed
Wahinaay
Really nigga/nina
Damn all these beautiful girls. Points to herself
Thats it your barred
I HATE snapchat I told lana not to snapchat me
Beg my pardon
Sup
The store goes all the way to the end of the earth
Girls day out
Jam grunty voice
Should we go to target again?
The little ones trick you every time, the cars in the car park
Carrying those draws and everyone staring at us
Theres my favourite teaspoon!
Some people man!
Playing tic tac toe and hangman
Mangukaha
Friendship spew
Women women women
Nigga rescue me
4 plenny
You got mah back nah I got your front
Do you wear the belt of chastity is your temple pure
Virgin mary, I dont have a baby jesus, do you want one
Spongebob buckteeth
Buckie
Its just me and my vatos bleh bleh bleh
Write a list so were like proper apartment sisters roommates
Robot aaaaas I cannot see im legally blind
Annoying donny with my British accent
Hi maia
Ohana stitch voice I smoke ten packs a day!!
Whitney
Knock on wood, hit your head coconut
It smells like ham!!
Almost getting locked in the shop!
Donny wheres the cash at!!
Talking like I got 8 chins
The bed fully tipping over
Marking her drink so I wouldnt drink any
Diones mothers selfies
Lionel ritchie
Ahhh ya crack up bitch
Bishing machine
You should work at Elgin fish and chips shop ahahah talking to lana on the phone about jobs!!
Shut up factory girl
I dont wanna go to sleep coz then ill wake up and youll be gone
Start sobbing in your sleep
Shagans bread sandwich
Loni
What can you catch but not throw HERPES
There'll always be another tomorrow not if you die!!
Half them then give them two halves
Have you ever seen a pregnant asian
You know that bakery? BUN IN THE OVEN
We could do more than dinner
I need a knife, get one out of your back

Talking smack about asher and he would appear from the bushes at china palace You get a fine if you water your grass 
Thats illegal! I'll just yolo it

Living in the valley of vagiants

Whats a pinenut?

Change the or to an and

She likes fish so do I we have things in common

Leaving is a great way to get out.

2nd December- We had a pretty busy week this week so us squad girls decide to go get our nails done. Since I'm leaving and am the "mom" of the group I told Hori and Ton that they needa practice being responsible so they booked the appointments for 3:30. We left school early and went to Horiana's because I had driven my van there in the morning, then Georgettes mum drove us to town and we went to the squad hangout, maccas, tons shout hahaha then went to the nails on Gladstone road opposite Peel street. Once again ton stepped up and went in to see about our booking, she came and told us that they had double booked and had to come back in an hour and that was fine we just went shopping, we needed to still get some stuff before the dinner. I bought these fake piercings because mum said I wasn't allowed a nose piercing or any face tattoos ahahahahahah not that I'd ever get any face tattoos but I get so like stubborn when people tell me what I can and can't do so I bought the piercings and I was super excited to trick mum ahahahahahah. We went back at 4:30 and all the seats were filled but we paid and waited for like half an hour hahaha. It was real sore and took aaaages but they look super pretty and glamorous ahahahahahah! We went and got Anatolia, my shout, then waited on the corner like the sluts we are, mum picked us up and she wasn't even annoyed at my nose ahahahahahah she was just like aw that actually looks pretty ahahahahahah. And yeh that was our white girl day!

4th December- I had yesterday off school and didn't reeeeally wanna go today but it was Sols "annual pool party" hahahah so I woke my ideas up and said yes! We hung round school for a while then just a little van full of us went to the gym ahahahahahah Sol had this great idea to go see one of his mates at the gym and it was just so ugly!! But then we went to his house and Ranier was cooking food, I was tryna sort out my hard rive but it wasn't formatted so I just plugge fit into the speaker. We had the funniest day just chillin', swimming and just all having a good time all together for one of the last times. We had a fat feed and then packed everything up, it was such a good day! 

We got dropped off at Jacks house and all got ready for the senior dinner. I was so sunburnt it wasn't funny. Mum and dad came and picked us up we all squashed into the car and went to the wharf for our fancy white ass senior dinner. Everyone looked so pretty and classy it was so cool! I sat by ton rai Horiana Donald rawiri and matt hahahah it was crack up as! We got our menus and there was a choice but Rawiri was like "can I change that 'or' to an 'and'?" Far it was crack up hahahah then he was talking about the waitress all night, I liked my choices of who I sat by ahahhaha. Some of the teachers made their speeches and I made mine ahahaha then Chater gave me a trophy of being "the worlds best unofficial head girl of tkas" which was super We took heaps of photos outside and they're all so cool, I love my whanau. Just across at Tatapouri was Lyttons leavers dinner and I so wanted to go over there but Ton said it would be too ugly ahahhaha we all went home and just chilled owwwt.

5th Decmber- My last ever day of school ever. Thirteen years done. And it was pretty average. We can't do any credits so we were basically just hanging around. Bly rung me and said she couldn't come down for the luau coz she had no ride so I went and asked mum if I could pick her up and she quite unwillingly said yes ahahahah but I didn't know where she was in Whatatutu so I needed one of the girls to come with me ahah and they were all Horiana's so I drove up and went inside then just asked if I could talk to Jade outside ahahahahahah and I basically kidnapped her I was like I needa go to wta but I dunno where yous live and she was like okay ahahahah so we drove up to Whatatu together and picked Bly up then we just went to preschool and let Ayva play. Bly was singing to Rauhina and the words said momona and I told Bly that that ment fat and she was cracking up for days and then just kept saying it.

We went over at one for prize giving and it was real hot as usual. It it was fun! I got three awards I think, leadership, quality learning and top year 13 \m/ I was so happy though compared to freaking last year no awards! Then us four year thirteens got up with Sol and had proper graduation music and got our diplomas ahahhaha it was so cool, we're such lameo's man ahahahahahah. I said my speech again but literally no one laughed it was hella awkward. Then that was it over all finished for forever and ever. 

Now I sorta really don't wanna talk about this coz I just wanna erase it from my life ahahhahaha. But I had been planning this leaving luau at the school pool but it was absolutely shit weather and it was a total fail. My nearest and dearest ole ahahahahahah but all my whanau tatau were there so I was alright, it looked real cool and we had a fat feed!! I was real grateful of everyone who did show up hahaha. I was avting like everyone's taxi that day I dunno how many trips I did all aroun tee kay ahahhaha. Tatiana and baby came down to say bye which was cool coz I had seen the little lump yet. We had so much leftovers and we just packed everything up and finally went home, it wasn't that bad but it wasn't what I expected ahahahahahah.

7th December- Cam wanted to go out to dinner as a family before I left so mum decided to go to the Three Rivers which is sorta like the pubs over. In England. We got all dressed up and went out as a whanau tatau and it was fun! We ordered so many starters and then had the hugest meals ahahaha we were so full but it was soooo yum! We were all being suuuupa ugly it was crack up as ahahaha. Then because we were so full we couldn't get pudding and then had big as fight about ice cream ahahahahahah but we went to the supermarket and got to have two litres each ahahah I was so happy with mine, mint choc chip and vanilla with chocolate flakes then we went home and chilled.

8th December- FHE! My last family home evening!! Antarge picked me up Hahhahahaha that was the first time I've been with him when he's driving, and me him and his mum just talked about driving and stuff the whole way up. We learnt about all the family trees in Whatatutu ahahahahahah and then we wrote Christmas cards to Awe, I did cute little drawings on mine but I didn't think mine were that good but aryanna and Antonio both wanted me to draw their ones. Sonny and Antarge were being so funny they were like chur bo algood ghee like to make Awe feel like he's at home ahahahah. Then we had s fat feed, me olea and Teah were sitting together and Hurutea was like sooo no Christmas presents this year ahahahahahhaha we're cool friends! Did the dishes obvs and then went into the wharenui and we're looking at all this stuff with Hurutea, getting really excited!! Then I went home with the Tahuri's, it was just a super fun night with my second family ahahahaha.

11th December- I woke up and no one was home so I found all the animals ahahahahahah and I was. Just looking hella ugly, unwashed river hair, in my nighty ahahahahahah and I was. Just tidying up my room when I heard a car come up the drive and then I opened the curtains and saw dad coming up the drive so I just thought one of dads workers was here but dad came in and was like Daniels here? So I threw on some clothes and went out into the awkwardness ahahahahahah all the animal babies were fighting so I was looking crazy tryna sort them out but yeah we just talked and caught up a bit, he's still the same idiot he was last year. But yeah it was nice to see him and Fagan again hahaha

12th December- One of the best days ever ever! Mum asked me to go to preschool with her to help with the Christmas party and I wanted to go see all the babies one more time. It was so cool, it was Frozen themed and because they have a new teacher and she's real creative they went all out with decorations it was real cool. Me and Rai were just hanging out all day and it was just funny as usual! Then I asked mum if we could go shopping and she was more than willing hahahah so we went and got all the England lots Christmas presents super proud of them ahahaha and we did a few more jobs and mum was like freaking out coz it was like 6 and ton was texting and calling me to see where I was and stuff and I just thought it was ton being her usual annoying texty self.

Buuut then we went home and the windows on the slidey doors were blocked out and Ton called my name, I knew the squad was coming over so I just thought it was them being ugly ahahah but I walked through the door to a freaking surprise party!! All these balloons on the roof, streamers in the doorway, everyone popped party poppers and I was honestly so surprised and happy! It was so cool and just gaaaaah I'm gonna write a whole thing about this because it's on my bucketist hahahaha, but it was an amazing night and I love my friends who care so so so much about me, and are just a bunch of pissheads always looking for the next party jooooookes ily ahahaha

13th December- Me, Ton, Rai, Hori, the boys and Olea all went to mini golf!! It was actually so fun! Fist we got the fatest feed of McDonalds, picked Olea up and then went to the place!! There were so many of us so it took ages, Horiana was getting annoyed coz we were like moving on and leaving her even though we were like right there ahahahahahah. Me and olea oooomg we were using the golf club and making it look like a selfie stick it was soooo funny man!! In the end I think Rai won and I came dead last ahahaha I didn't think I was doing that bad ahahaha.

Then that night we had a family dinner at our Aunty Jenny's and it was actually way better than I thought it was gonna be! I bought a new Kathmandu today ahahahahahah so I wore that and like we were just chilling out and stuff, had dinner, and noice pudding, Aunty Jenny made this cute as trifle and it had four little birds and three of them were in the nest and then the little bird that was me was flying out of the nest ahahahah it was super cute! Then we watched all these old slides of my mum when she was little and stuff, I was so tired though I was falling asleep. It was just a real fun kick back family night 

15th December- We were supposed to go to Nuhaka but it wasn't the best weather so we bought so many munchies and took my Friends DVDs and we just watched Friends all day long, all us girls ere there just eating and chilling.  I maaaade Hurutea do my eyebrows ahahahahahah and it was just a really cool fun fat day

Nineteen Eighty Nine.

A little while ago Eddy boys new album came out and i was obsessed with it and so i like did a mini review for it just so i could sort all my thoughts into words because i just like to write things down ahahahahaha. So i decided i would do the same for Taylor Swifts new album, i heard Shake It Off and freaking fell in love with it so i pre-ordered the album and i love pre-ordering things because then when they realise its like a little present ahahahah i just like it okay. So without further a dooooo

Welcome To New York- I like this songs its real super catchy and i like the meaning to it. If i ever moved to New York i would never ever stop listening to the song as long as lived there ahahahah but i like it because she actually moved there and i just like that she decided to write a song about it, it's cool.

Blank Space- Again really catchy, the whole album is basically just always stuck in my head ahahah so i won't say anything else about it being catchy. "Saw you there and I thought Oh my God, look at that face you look like my next mistake love's a game, wanna play?" I just love the whole freaking chorus as well "'Cause you know I love the players and you love the game 'cause we're young and we're reckless we'll take this way too far. It'll leave you breathless or with a nasty scar. Got a long list of ex-lovers they'll tell you I'm insane. But I've got a blank space, baby and I'll write your name" far i just love this song and album ahahahahha "find out what you like, be that girl for a month" Then one of my most favourite lines of the albums and i say it so much "Oh my God who is she, i get drunk off jealousy" I don't really understand the line "Boys only want love if its torture" but then again i do??

Style- This one is totally about Harry Styles you can't even argue on that one, but its in a nice-ish way so Bae is safe ahahahahha. I just like how it explains them perfectly like describes him then her i just like it ahahahh "you got that long hair slicked back white t-shirt" and then her one "i got that red lip classic thing that you like" and i love/really get annoyed ahahahha at the part where she goes "Tight little skirt" but then she echoes it as a background singer too ahahaha but yeah it sounds real sassy and cool idk.

Out Of The Woods- Hurutea loves this song and she was the one who made me really excited for the album ahahhaha because before i was just like meh. This is about Harry too i think? I like this one but its not one of my favourites but i like when she says "Baby, like we stood a chance" ahahahah and the last little bit thats fast. All the songs seem to be the same structure with a fast semi-rap towards the end ahahahahaha! But thats why i like them ahaha. But then it is a bit repetitive so i usually just skip the last part of chorusses ahahaha.

All You Had To Do Was Stay- This song man. Grinds my gears ahahahahha. I like it and the meaning and stuff but i just cannot handle the loud annoying STAY before the chorus ahahah its so annoying and just like the goat remixes ahahahah!! But i like the song just not that one word, its so unnecessary.

Shake It Off- This song has been played 98 times in my iTunes library ahahahahaha i listed to it on repeat the first day i heard it and i just love it so much man! Its obviously so catchy and I'm so happy it was a single that released first on the album coz thats what made me want to buy it i just loved it so much ahahahaha obviously my favourite part is the talking part where she's like "to the fella over there with the hella good hair" ahahahha i just love it and the video is just as good as the song tbh!

I Wish You Would- This song sounds so futuristic if you just listen without the words ahahahahaha but i like this song, makes me thing of some people but them I'm like nah #noragrets ahahahaha points to you if you know that reference. I just like this song. Not one of my top five though ahahaha

Bad Blood- Looove this song "Did you have to ruin what was shining now it's all rusted. Did you have to hit me where I'm weak baby I couldn't breathe and rub it in so deep salt in the wound like you're laughing right at me" "Still got scars on my back from your knife" "Band-Aids don't fix bullet holes you say sorry just for show you live like that, you live with ghosts" I really like this song coz its like about all the bitchachos who let you down and stabbed your back ole ahahahah all your haters and that ahahahahah i just like it a lot.

Wildest dream- I like this song and I seriously relate it to this one particular guy in my life at the moment even though it's so totally completely different ahahahah. But I really like it like even though they broke up she knows she'll always remember him so she wants him to do the same and like I think I'll be like that too ahahahah! "His hands are in my hair, his clothes are in my room" I like that line.

How You Get The Girl- Playful cheery song. And true ahahahah like if a boy said that stuff to me he'd get some serious brownie points! "Pictures in frames of kisses on cheeks" The song is basically a to-do list for boys ahahahaahahahahahahaah yeah Tay you tell em!


This Love- this is a more mellow song like it could be on my sleep playlist ahahahah but I actually love this song a lot. My favourite part is when she goes "you can hear it in the silence" and it goes silent and I honestly think that may be my favourite thing on the whole album ahahahahaha ha


I Know Places- I didn't really like this song at the start but now I love it so much! Like so much ahahahahaha, I like how fast and up beat it is. I love the lyrics "Loose lips sink ships all the damn time" and the songs like about everyone judging your relationship "something happens when everybody finds out" and it's like how just the two of them hide away from everyone else.

Clean- I looove this song and I dunno why it's just like a normal song but I like the beat and it just sound cool? Like cool cool. And it's about a breakup obvie ahahahahahah!! But it's so true coz sometimes you honestly feel like rain is pouring when you're drowning like bad stuff just keeps happening like when will dis end ahahahahahah! Yeah I like this song, it has a calming element to it too.

Wonderland- One of my faves on the album, even thought I don't really like Alice in Wonderland I really like this song because it is playing off the movie so much, the rabit hole, finding this magical Wonderland, getting lost in it I just like how relevant it is ahahahahahah.

You Are In Love- Thiiiss soooooong!!! I love it so so so much. It's like a checklist of if you don't know if you are in love with someone or not ahahahahahah my favourite part in the song and maybe in the whole album is when she goes you can hear it in the silence and then in it goes silent ahahahahahah yeah I really like this song a lot. 

New Romantics- The last few songs of an album are usually always my least played ones ahahahahahah so this isn't one of my favourites but I still like it my favourite lyrics are "coz baby I could build a castle out of all the things they threw at me" coz like she knows she has haters but she also still knows she's a damn princess ahahahahahah and I like that! 

And yeh that's my thoughts on Taylor Swifts new album, it's all we listen to in the car and I think it's gonna stay that way for a quite some time haha

Hope you lovelies are living great and happiness filled lives ole ahahhaha

Smoochies xxx