Op shopping.

Today was a super fun day at the Kapa Haka nats!! This morning a took a huge as box of all my stuff to give away and that was really fun!! We went into town and had to go buy the tickets, Jurnee bought a tongue bar ahahaha. We went to the event centre and it was so freaking cool and big far out it was pretty cool for little ole Gisborne, Me and Ton got proper fancy tickets. We saw Hiata Rangi!! We're such stalkers but faaaar i was excited ahahahahah so Ton was tryna sneakily take photos ahahaha. We went in and watched a few performances. Ton put her buttcheeks in Sols face and there were raindrops dripping from the roof.

At lunch we all went out and Sol got a hang with no fork haaaaah and me and ton got nice as chicken nuggets and chips, and Sol's fork!! We went into the event centre and it was all set up in there, we were getting all the free candy and signing up for everything, getting our photo taken, we got freaking polaroid photos!! I was so happy!!!

We went to Sol's house and Hurutea was giving us a full performance! That's one of my favourite things about Hurutea she has absolutely no amount of shame!! We went to McDonalds and all got food macaroons sieg!! Sol's the best teacher mn i love going places with him! He gave me half his food! OOOOOHMYGOSH!!! then there was this tiny as little dog on the road and Jurnee was talking about how when they run out of meat they put that in their burgers, a dog burger faaar it was so funny man! Then we were all having the biggest jam off our phone speakers coz the van doesn't have an aux cord ahahaha.

We got back to school and straight away watched more kapa haka ahahahaha. I was talking to dione about this nice looking boy ole but he was in her sisters team and she said she'd get the hookups oooole ugly as as as!! Then we went up to the new house one the van!! Exciiiting! Then went straight home home. I got actually so pretty for town ahahahha just because i didn't wanna take my stockings off!! We went to the warehouse and i got the prettiest skirt! It's ma new fave! We went three places to get dinner and me and ton were haaardout argument in China Palace but we got chinese so it was aaaallgood.

Came home and found out that Wairoa was performing the next day so i wanted to go ahahahaha so so so freaking ugly!! And hurter had been begging me all day to go with her, and long as as as story short i didn't end up going because those two love birds dint want a third wheel far pro man. But then the ugly felt bad as for me so he gave me a phone number!! ahahahhahahah it was so ugly and funny but so ugly!! Literally way too many emotions for that night.

But the next day i literally spent an hour in the morning tryna watch the live stream of wairoa ahahahah and i was so happy it was so ugly and antarge said i was scary ahahahahhaha! And yeh thats it!!

July Favourites.

Meghan Trainors song All About That Bass, it is so good and so catchy it's not even funny! It has the best message possible about positive self image and I think it's just the best thing ever. Olea showed me the song and then I showed everyone else so fanks olea for making me seem cool, coz now literally everyone loves it ahahahaha.

My birthday, it was the best day of my whole life and I'm not just saying that because I have a list now, my top 3 favourite days go my 17th birthday, then the day at Nuhaka, and then the Monday full of miracles hahahhahahahahahhaha. It was truly the best day ever though, because I was surrounded by the people I love the most.

Catfish. Oh my freaking gosh this show is the best ever. Me and all the girls watched it after my birthday and I honestly got hooked, me and ton have watched so many episodes now ahahahah and like Mtv always has marathons and it's so stupidly good Hahahahaha. Just the things they say and like the plot twists, you never know if it's gonna turn out good or bad it's just sooo good. 

Supernatural. I'm real difficult when it comes to shows, i cant focuss and get confused easily because i dont understand hahahahah. So i have started PLL and Teen Wolf and haven't finished them hahahhaha, so i usually just like comedies or like shows where you dont have to keep up with the storyline and can just watch any random episode. But I started Supernatural coz it's all over the internet and Ton started watching it and said it was good, theres literally one on-going piece of the plot but other than that every episode is a whole different independent thingy. It's super scary, and i get so scared watching it at night but if you watch it in the daylight it just doesn't seem as good hahahah. So yeh i really like it and theres like 9 seasons so i probably wont finish it but it's real good.

A woman like you. Loooooove this song by Lee Bryce. It's so cute and hansim and cheesy and i just love it! Country boys do it best ;) 

Literally the most beautiful song ever about the friendzone. Yup. I think the friendzone is so overrated and like over-used and annoying but oooohmygosh this song is perfect. Ew literally if this song came out this exact time last year this would be my jaaaaaam ahahahahahah omg seriously though. But now i can just appreciate the song for it's beautifulness. I love it so much. I've listened to it like at least five times every day of this week. And I love the whole album so I just bought it >.<

I really love Troye Sivan. He's a cool guy and I really like the way he does his youtube thaaang, he's a super good singer too, he's just an all rounder! And now he has a new album TRXYE and he's released one of his songs Happy Little Pill and it is soooo good. It's so catchy and cool, and different like it's just so good and I'm always singing it, whenever I'm not singing Not In That Way ahahahah like I literally have a playlist with those two songs and obviously Thinking Out Loud and that's all I've been listening to the past two weeks. 

Lucas and Jenny!!!! Ooohmygosh I actually love these two so much, I'm obsessed!! Yup Lucas Cruikshank from Fred and then Jenny Veale from Jessie hahahahah, they're on youtubers react and I love them so I subscribed to them and literally watched them till 2am. They are THE coolest friends ever and ohmygosh I just want a bestfriend like that ahahahaha they're so stupidly funny far out and just are basically in love with eachother! The videos are so casual and just like two or three minutes and like don't have that much effort put into them but that's why they're so cool! And they're just like old youtube, just fun and homemade, no commercial "it's all about views and money" and all that stuff which sorta annoys me about most youtubers now, they're sell outs now. But Jenny and Lucas don't even say comment like subscribe at the end and if they do they say how weird it feels ahahahaha. And Jenny is so freaking pretty! She's not that old but she looks so old!! And I know that's bad but she's so cool and pretty and I love her style, I just love them both so much!! SMOOTCHIES xxx

My kind of fun.

Yaaaass okay so if you know me you know that I love presents. Like literally everything about them! Buying or making them, wrapping them and then giving them, and obviously getting presents from my friends, because if you don't like getting presents, or at least appreciate the effort that someone's to give you that present, then I don't wanna be friends with you nahahahaha. But I just love presents, got it?

Saaau June and July are most my friends birthdays, five to be exact, six including myself. So I was super super uuuuuper excited!! I'm pretty proud of all my little presents! So imma just write all about em on here!

Oreeeea:

Okaaaaay my bestfriend became an adult. Like I'm friends with someone who can be a legal guardian and sign my permission slips. I was so freaking excited, like maybe even more excited than her! So I decide to just do the dumbest thing ever, but execute it really well ahahahahhahaha. 18 little presents for her 18th birthday!! I started off with like mock things that you can legally buy when you're 18, then it was honestly just a bunch of food and a whole lot of stupid junk that like are our little inside jokes! Here's the whole list of all da stuffs

1. A box- of coke cans

2. A pack of smokes- the spacemen candy, and its a metaphor

3. A $1 scratchy Hahahahaha it was so super cute and small

4. Pringles- thats all she wanted for her birthday hahaha Preen Goo!

5. A bar of chocolate- a reason for her to go to the gym hahahha

6. A book of puzzles coz shes old and old people do puzzle

7. Toothbrush

8. And toothpaste coz she needs braces but I got her like baby ones, for under five year olds or whatever

9. A snail magnet hahahahaha

10. That photoshop photo of all of us ahahahahahahah

11. Carls jnr ketchup packet, she can't have them till January 

12. Beef jerkey- coz she likes it

13. Shampoo, no conditioner coz her hairs too soft 

14. McDonald's voucher Hahahahaha I got a staff discount

15. Cake coz its her birfday

16. Weetbix and bobby pins coz I ate and stole all hers when I went to her house

17. An eyemask, like a sleep mask, go to sleep.

18. And a warehouse voucher coz #memories ahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha

I wrapped them all individually in brown paper coz brown paper is my fave, and then had little number tags, which are actually Christmas tags ahahahahahah!

It was the funniest thing when she was opening them coz we were just cracking up the whole entire time and all her siblings were there and didn't get it coz they're literally just all inside jokes and so stupid. But she loved it and I'm so glad she loved it!

My Hurutea:

Hurutea is 16!! Both my bestfriends turned like a special age and the Im just in the middle with the ugliest number 17! But so for hurutea she's got reeeeally into her photography and she always went on and on about light reflectors so I bought her a super big one! But then she had a photoshoot a few weeks before her birthday so I gave it to her to use for that! Theeen I know how blimmen obsessed she is with frozen so I bought her this shirt which she loved ever so much hahahha. Aaaand then just because I love her so much I bought her a gold chain #ballin nahahaha but coz she was so excited about her little medallion she got from church and the first chain broke so she got another one but she has sensitive skin or whatever so couldn't wear it like on her neck, I dunno I just got her it, just coz she's expensive.

I love my Hurutea and she's a little 16 year old now so all da boys will be chasing :D

Ken:

Kens was super duper rushed! But she turned 18 aswell!! So I did the same kind of thing I did for olea but they were just 18 random little things, that I basically found around my room but they were all still nice and new and stuff coz I'm just a hoarder of stuff so it was all nice and good, and I made a super suuuuper cute card with cute photos of us and it was all super good!!

Peachy:

My bro!! My plan for him kinda mucked up but i told him i had this beanie that i just bought and didn't wear so i said I'd give him it. Then just normal chocolate and he was so happy about it and said that  dairy milk is the ultimate shizz ahahahaha and yeh. I gave him his present in Hannaha ahahaha but i chucked in 17 dollars in coins coz yeah know he's 17 and he was like ooh coins then i told him there was 17 and he was like that's so cool and was just so happy. I love those sort of people, i one of those people ahahahah but like who actually appreciate it when people do nice things! His was the least personal and best in my eyes but knowing that it made him happy was just the best!!

Ashlaaaay:

Mine are literally all dickhead presents coz all we do is argue and make fun of eachother. So he says omg and i called him sassy and far it was so freaking funny!! So i bought him one of those cotton on beanies that says omg, it's blue but i wanted it to be bright pink hahahaha. so then i got him a dictionary, coz he always spells everything wrong, and so i wrote all in it, and circled all the nice words coz thats what i am. So then it was so funny coz i said something about me being Princess Ellie and he reckons "daaays you aint my daughter" hahahahaha but so then i was like weeeell huruteas the kapa haka queen, and she's Seans mum an dme and him already call eachother bro, so we're brothers and asher and teah are our parents ahahahaha, so then i keep calling him dad and its craaaack up as so I'm gonna get him one of those hansim was "worlds best dad" mugs hahahahahahah. And i got him a bottle of water coz he said it's his favourite drink and because his jokes are so dry! Okay and lastly!! I got him a get out of jail free card ahahahahahhaha coz we were talking about him being 18 and he was like yeah I can go to jail then all this stuff and I said he was ugly and he said "yeah I'm ugly and what is that a crime" and it was just the best ever! Ahahahahaha so yeah das it! Pmo asher didn't even appreciate it and left all the presents in bag and so nah thats me i got a new beanie nahahahhahaha go all outs!!

I love going abouve and beyond because it just makes me happy but then olea showed me this video about like just one person putting in all the effort but meh! Love mah fraaaands!!

17 lessons I've learnt.

17. React with no reaction. There are a lot of dick heads in the world who will try bring you down and hurt you but just have to keep on keeping on without giving them the satisfaction and attention that they crave.

16. Appreciate and enjoy the little things in life. They're the most important. Always say thank you for everything. Make sure you do stop and take it all in every so often. Don't always be in such a hurry, it's alright to slow life raaaight down and just enjoy the here and now. "Life moves pretty fast. If you dont stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it" -Ferris Bueller

15. Always keep the "bigger picture" in mind. This is useful in good and bad situations. Sorta like "the bad news, nothing lasts forever. The good new, nothing lasts forever" So enjoy the little things but then seriously don't sweat the small stuff.

14. Choose happiness. One of the best lessons I've learnt from the Shaytards. You have two choices in any situation, to get angry, upset, worried, annoyed, or just any of those bad feelings or you can simply choose happiness. It's not as easy as it sounds but it's the best way to live

13. Forgive and forget. No point holding onto grudges, because literally the other person just gets over it and is just living their lives, they don' give a what, while you're there just being mad at them, and wasting time that you could be spending being happy.

12. Laughter is and always always always will be the best medicine. I honestly believe this with all my heart. As soon as I'm worried, nervous, sad, mad, like just all those bad emotions, Ton will try and make me laugh, or like I'll go watch New Girl and like same goes with if someone else is getting emotional, laughter is the best way to make them feel better and makes it less awkward if it is ahahaha. "I'd rather laugh than cry" -Khloe Kardashian

11. There's a quote/lyric for every single situation. Going through breakup myself ahahahahahhaha but like that's all I wanted was my sad depressing little playlist to listen to, and i read endless amounts of "breakup quote" And i honestly do it aaaaall the time when I'm like giving advice like seriously, and everyones like you're so wise nahahahaha but like yeah, it's like just using someone elses knowldge but applying it to the situation at hand. And quotes just help me understand things a lot better. I've literally already done it so much on this post and will continue to do it hahahaha.

10. Stay on your teachers good side. I wouldn't consider myself a teachers pet, I just consider myself not mischief ahahahah. And like it gets ya pretty far! They trust you more and you can get away with more stuff, like I'm just being straight up, it's always like "if it was anyone else other than you" or even "don't tell anyone else" ahahaahhaha, I like dat bond. Literally all they're tryna do is help you and set you up for life so don't be a dick to them, just do ya work and leave!

9. You can do a lot with cups and ice. This is from Friends. So Monica has a party and coz she's so OCD she plans everything and there's only like cups and ice left for Phoebe to organize so she goes aaaall outs and makes like little decorations with cups and she gets ice sculptures, like shaved ice and everyone loves all her stuff. So basically make the most out of what you've got! If you're in a situation where like you feel sorta trapped or like I dunno what the word is but like expand your horizons within that little place ahahahhahahaha!

8. Every new day, is a new day. If you made a mistake yesterday, get over it, it's gone. I only just learnt this the other week. I had done something sorta mischief on Friday and was freeeeaking out but then I fixed it a little but I knew I still had to go to school on Monday and face the big problem. Matua Sol gave us his daily motivation and said something about like yesterday is done, it's over can't go back now, do what needs to be done then get over it and wipe the slate clean. And I dunno if he was talking about the Friday thing but it put me at ease and like that was just really the perfectest thing I coulda heard that morning! So yup make mistakes, muck up, try your hardest to fix it, don't worry about it though, then wake up the next day and never make that mistake again. Get it,got it, good.

7. Be nice. give compliments, make someones day. One of my mates said something like "nah I don't give compliments all the time coz then they're not special, so if I give you one then you know it's super genuine" and that's actually really true as well, like quality over quantity, but you're not spreading your love around yah know? Like sometimes I wish I could do that especially coz I say I "love" everything that when I truly do LOVE something it doesn't seem as genuine to others yah know? BUT I do think it's hella rad to give and receive compliments. Coz you literally have no idea how much it could affect someone! I remember literally three years ago when Antarge and Rawiri said I looked pretty one day ahahahahhahaha like maybe that's just coz of my bionic memory but like yeah, just make someone's day and say something nice. “I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.” Maya Angelou 

6. Don't give a damn about what people think. Me, Olea and Hurutea have truly mastered the art of not caring what everyone around us think of us when we're all together. We are THE loudest hansimest idiots and i just love it. We're having so much more fun than everyone giving us judgemental looks or telling us to shutup hahahaha and it's just the best. "There's power in looking silly and not caring" - Amy Poehler

5. You are your obsession. Like don't be shame of the things you love. If you love something or someone don't be afraid of people judging you for that, like people shouldn't be dicks about it, thats another thing, just coz someone likes or dislikes something different to you thats alright. Like everyones different and thats the kind of thing that makes us all unique and original or whatever. So yeah dont have guilty obsessions, be proud geol!

4. Don't sweat the small stuff. This is one of the biggest lesson's my mum's taught me, she's the best most laid back person ever, and like she doesnt worry about the little things that arent worth worrying about, she just gets on with it and just isnt dramatic about little problems like some people are hahahaha.

3. The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake. We're always comparing ourselves to everyone around us, all the things they have that we don't have, and it so doesn't make us feel any better. So instead of comparing what we don't have with people, we all just needa count our blessings and be super thankful for what we do have. I've been really tryna do that lately coz I really do believe that my life is whole and there are no missing pieces, it's darn near perfect.

2. Life is an adventure. Dont wait around for something fun and exciting to happen, make it happen! Everyday is my new favourite day because i try and like make that the best day ever! And its all just being positive and happy where you are and with what you have. Make little things fun and adventurous, it doesnt have to be big and life changing to be a fun adventure, a walk down the road in the rain is an adventure, a mid winter trip to Rere is an adventure. There are no adventures in life, because life itself is an adventure. I just made that up sieg.

1. You're never too old for fun. Yup I'm 17, what'd i do for my birthday? Wear onesies and had a piñata. I'm not gonna stop watching disney movies, imaging dumb stories in my head, running around like an idiot, dancing like princesses with ton, playing with play dough hahahaha, listening to disney music, eating fairy bread, singing in the car even when I'm being the grown up and driving. I'm almost an adult but I don't really ever see myself acting like one. And das fine by meeee.

The Holidays.

I haven't written in my journal so here's how my holidays have been!

Staying at Oleas when she was home alone hahahahah, her and hurutea doing the ice challenge with their pot. We had pizza and just hung out, watching youtube videos and movies, then playing mortal kombat and pwning n00bz nahahahhahaha, i aaaalmost cried from laughing it was so funny! I had no devices hahahahah but I like just hanging out being lazy and ugly!

On the saturday of kens party we spent all day watching catfish and then we went out to Georgette's coz it was her mums party. Bly was theeeere!! So me and her were being hansims sitting at the door eating cake she was so ugly and was like "you don't wanna drink in case you pass out and everyone has to carry you, NOOO they have to get a tractor to drag you" ahahahahahahha idiot! And we were just cracking up, being hansim and loooud like we always are! I was being ugly about Kayne and far it was just so funny! Mum had to go to preschool so me and ton took heeeaps of photos hahahah. We went up to whatatutu and "exchanged" presents hahahahaha, love Ken she got me all my faves! And then we were all just hanging out by the fire drinking our ginger beer with Hun. Me aroha and jade being hiiiideous about these boys hahahahaha. Run me over and call me dinner! He's so skinny!

Cameron got a keyboard with his birthday money so I've learned one hand of Thinking Out Loud and so I was sooo keen to go to the chapel and show olea and teah but I forgot it!! Like I know it so well and then I got stage fright hahahah! At youth we played spoons but with knives and it was so funny! I was sitting in between olea and Antarge the most compeiive ones in the room! They had a fight over their knife and cut eachother and olea made a big deal even though Antarge got more cut hahahahahha. I was in the last three and was so nervous ahahaha so I was just like giggling the whole time! Then we had pizza for tea, hurutea danced her indian dance to this song that has been stuck in my head ever since then. She was looking at Kim Kardashian makeup, i spilled milo on myself ahahahaha, me and hurutea were fighting like we always always always do hahaha

Middle of Winter July 16th all us little crazy kids went to Rere! Me and Asher had been planning this for maybe three weeks? And everyone was hating so hard on the idea "it's cold" "you're not even swimming why are you going" "wouldn't you rather do something else" ahahahahha like thats all i heard for like three straight days! But i was so excited! It was an Adventure and just yaaaass!! One of my Favourite things is being outside when its freezing but being so super cozy and warm! Like when you're outside watching the stars, or sleeping on the trampoline i just love it, and i love winter so i just wanted to be outside having fun!! We bought heapsa food and we were sorta early so me mum and Ton were just being uglies while hurutea slept and Evonne just occasionally awkwardly laughed. Space Machine, Tu Hurutea. Then all the boys got there, they went down and it was fuh-reezing! Hurutea was so determined that she had to "uphold her reputation" or "make  a name for herself" and she did! She was the only girl who went down, but ton had to wait at the bottom coz she cant swim ahahahahah. There was no way i was gon get in that water, I was the first girl to jump off the Nuhaka bridge so i already had my reputation! We ate some food and Asher said he didnt like grape soda coz it tastes like lollipop spit, just one more thing we disagree on to add to the suuuper long list. He gave me my beanie and its so cozy and warm ahahaha. We packed everything up and then drove home, i always feel weird having to pick songs so i just played Ed's album and yeh, dropped off the girls. And went home to get all warm

Um just basically eating birthday food, sooo much food ahahahaha. Watching Supernatural. And attempting to look like im packing. Being annoying hansims when we have guests, and going into the toilet to make ash moustaches DEMON. We saw daniels twin in pak'n'save and me and hori walked like swaggy gangsters I BOUGHT MY TICKET!!! and um yeh that was my holidays.

John Mayer.

Literally I am so bad at blogging and soooo good at procrastianting its not even funny. Here's my blog from John Mayer Literally three month later!

day one: yaaaass travelling! we had showers and packed the car up. We were travelling, went through the gorge and i was up the front and thats so much pressure to control the music ahahaha but we had a long aux cord so its allgood. When we got out of the gorge and went passed Tons chimney house hahahah then later on Donny was like can we play the house game faaar it was funny! 

 We got to Rotorua and that was the first time some of the girls had been there and it was nink as as usual hahaha. We went to our motel but the rooms werent ready so mum took us on a tour ahaha. We went and saw some geisers which were pretty cool, Donny was like "get off my swamp" faaar out she's ugly, then there was this girl leaning over the fence thing and she was like should we push her in ahahaha then her little slice thing or whatever at the bottom of her jacket and it was a triangle so Dione was like illuminati. Ton somewhere in the trip said Rotaz so we were all mocking her hundy as like saying it heaps hahahaha. 

 We went shopping and saw our cousin who goes out with the Chiefs player and it was crazy as coz i was literally just talking about them with Sean the other day. But we went shopping and it was fun, i bought the ugliest cardi ive ever seen in my whole life, and it was $40 but i love it, its so soft and nice. Olea was getting tired and annoyed and then i was like are you still gonna get cheesecake and she had THE biggest smile ever ahahah it was so funny! Then we were all discussing what to have for dinner and Ton wanted KFC but we wanted pizza and it was all so dramatic hahahha, so we got both, but it was like 3 so we just bought it and waited. 

We went to our motel and were just hanging out watching t.v then KJ put up a photo saying that he was in Rotaz and if anyone wanted to hang ahahahah so us being the ugly girls we are went out and took a photo under our motel sign and like told him the address ahahahaha, aaaand he comented and said "maybe maybe" it was the best day of my life. We went to the gas station right next door and bought like 3 drinks coz its so expensive. Hahahahah then we were just hanging out and like a few of our friends we're in Auckland for heaps of different things and so i was like "far everyones in Auckland" and olea was like aaaaat who and so i was like John and Sean and she was like beei thats not even everyone and then was like at nah Seans your everyone aye, and it was just like that the whole trip, and my whole life too. Fresh Prince was on and thats one of oleas favourite shows and i was gonna say how i didnt know Ed had a tattoo and she literally yelled at me to shutup ahahhaah far out. The girls had a spa and we were talking to hurutea. We ordered pizza and when the pizza guy came I was scared as I dunno why, I'm just so socially awkward so I like ran away hahahahhaahhaha. Olea had my phone and texted daniel and then was like "ellen who's your favourite out of asher moose and Sean" and I was thinking about it for ages and then she was like okay who's your least favourite and I gave my answer and then she was voice recording the whole thing to moose faaar! We watched the end of Journey 2 and then we watched zombie land and it was so good! Then shleep

day two: woke up and packed everything up, we had breakfast from a little cafe place and I got a nice as feijoa smoothie thing. I lost my iPod in the car and was so scared but then tried not to worry and be scared haahhahaha. We went through that place with all the correlated iron or whatever and Dione said it was the tinass town ahahahahahahha coz Blake said tin ass on someone's status faar it was crackup!! We got sum gaaah and all swaped around! Just traveling and listening to music, if mum didn't like the song she just pulled the aux cord out hahahahhhaha. 

We got to Auckland and got super lost. There was this Asian lady at the lights and she had a cat in her jacket, like an actual cat ahahaha and Dione was being so funny about it farout! I was almost in tears! We got all set up in our hotel and were just chilling for a little while and then we went shopping and it was real fun! We went to this cool as as as shop that like had all this cool as quirky stuff! But we mainly bought food hahahaha dunkin donuts, Starbucks, yaaaaas white hot chocolate and they spelled my name like the boy, then BK and I spilled sauce on my shirt and olea was sitting across from me and didn't tell me for aaages far then it was a hanskinaa as stain! 

We walked back to the hotel and went past the sky tower and there were some people gonna like bungy off it and we all sat down and watched for ages and ages and were just talking about how Beyoncé jumped and looked so flawless and stuff hahahahah. We showered and got all ready, I looked hansim as but oh well. We were waiting for a taxi and I forgot something so told ton to come back to the room with me and so I started walking down the hall and walked close to the wall and was like "what if I just smacked my head on this wall" and then looked back and ton wasn't there but the main office man was ahahahahaha shame as as as! 

We all went down to the place and Donny was being so funny! She was like what if he just came out right now and everyone was freaking out screaming JOHN MAYER and pulling everyone's weaves and faaar she was being ugly!! We went in and it was honestly the best concert ever. He is the most beautifulest person ever live! I was so happy the whole entire time!! There was this drunk/mentally unstable lady who had to be taken away, these two fullas in front of us were mocking these girls even more in front of us coz they took an Instagram photo and the guys were like "let me pick a filter" and far I was craaacking up! Then this other fulla in front of us was texting and me and olea seen the name was "wifey 2" and we couldn't stop laughing it was so funny man!! The concert was so perfect and beautiful and magical, I recorded one little thing on my iPod coz I thought it would be crappy as quality but it was sooooo good and I so wish I recorded more!! I was so happy when he swore like that's so weird but me and olea were talking at that part and I was like shhh and he swore and it was perfect ahahahahahhaha. And I got to hear probably my favourite lyrics ever live!! "Some day our generation, will rule the population" and I was just so happy! The concert finished but no lights came on and everyone just kept clapping and cheering it was so crazy and cool and it was so fun! This one fulla on our row just kept yelling "gravity gravity gravity!!" And he had such a cool yelling voice like I can still hear it now ahahahahhahaha hansim as! And yeah he came back and did gravity and it was just so freaking good, it was the perfect night!!

 Me and olea were so happy and we walked home, didn't get too lost and obviously I was sweating by the end. The other girls had gone to the movies and we beat them back, we told mum all about it and we were just so hyped up but so tired ahahahahha it was such a good night! We hung out with the girls when they got back coz they were so happy and excited about Divereget and Ton kept calling it Detergent ahahahahahah! And yeah that was it, it was the best ever ever ever!!

 day three: we woke up and got all packed up, no-one was being fast and I don't like being late and keeping people waiting. We were just traveling back home, I was in the backseat with Donny so we were being hansim but just doing our own thing, we were all tired. In Whakatane we got a fat feed at the petrol station and omg the jam donut ice cream is THE best in the world! It's so good and actually tastes like donuts! We were listening to John Mayer and all singing gravity, Dione was talking about how that's gonna be her wedding song and she's gonna wear to track pants and probably trip over ahahahaha! In the gorge I was like just jamming to When You Were Mine and just like lip syncing away looking out the window, getting into it as and then Dione was watching me the whole time faaar it was hansim!! And just the other day olea said that I like get into songs! I just really liked that song okay hahahahha far it was so hansim! Mum stopped in at the gorge and it was freezing cold, me and Donny went toilet, then I was talking about when I painted uncle Tonys house and I said "then we got lunch and I only got one pie" ahahahahah I didnt mean to say it like that but then eeeeveryone was mocking me for it saying one everything hahahah far it was funny!

And so yeah that was our super fun little trip that was so funny and amazing!! Just three month late but ehh! Biggest thanks in the world to my mum for taking us and putting up with all our hansimness, love you forever and ever mum! 

A year ago today.

So this is real weird but a year ago today is a really weird time to think about. Whenever I see those quotes about like "a lot can change in a year" I'm just like weeeell not that much! But now I've really thought about this exact day one year ago and so much has changed. I don't think me as a person has changed really but I guess I have a bit, but it's mainly just the events that were happening and the people who were in my life.

A year ago I went to Hamilton for the first time ever and I was with my two best friends and it was just the funnest trip! We tried to make a fire, "ellen needs her own pizza" we left at like three in the morning, I talked about Daniel and Darcy THE WHOLE ENTIRE WAY, I went to church for the first time ever, we stayed with aunty Jo, went to the night markets, ton was in England and we skyped her and my nana hahahahahaha, we walked around the lake ahahahahahhaha "ducks are so ugly they walk on two legs", we got super lost tryna look for town, today is daniel and Falcons anniversary, olea was snapchatting Darcy and told me to turn up Transformers so she looked cool, we drank water before coke, Cory Monteith died, we ate jelly beans and pop tarts and watched Arthur, all squished in the car, had McDonalds in Te Puke, there was snow in Matawai and that was honestly the funnest weekend ever and it's just weird to think that it was exactly one year ago!

Toni came back from England, me and daniel never even talk now, I still need my own pizza though so at least that's a stable thing in my life ahahahhahaha. So uh yeah I dunno I was just thinking about all that stuff and it seemed like a pretty eventful couple of days I had last year but now I'm just here at home watching Catfish ahahahahahahaha so I probably won't remember what I'm doing a year from now hahhahaha but hopefully I'll be doing something eventful in England. Okeh bye!

Conversations with Jai.

Jai and Aunty Sara are back for just like a week and Jai is five and super talkative so i thought i shall just document a few of our conversations that i thought were quite amusing hahahaha.

"Don't break the care then I can't drive home"

"You can drive?"

"Yup I'm almost an adult"

"No you're a kid, kids can't drive"

"I'm not a kid, I'm a teenager!"

"A teenager!! What the heck! What the heck! What the heck! What's that!"

Me: Who you making that for Gregor? Your giiiirlfriend?

Ton: The one you danced with at the disco?

Gregor: Yeah Cameron!

Jai: Awww Cameron's a girl.

Do you love me Jai?

Well not really because I love other people more.

At who do you love more than me?

Weeeell people who can do magic!

Who do you now who can do magic bei?

Bella (his "flatmate") she can make ice castles out of her hands!

Are you sure that's not Elsa?

No Bella can come out of the tv!

"I have an underwater camera"
*shocked face*
"yeah it can take photos underwater where should we take photos? in the spa-"
"oooh yeah we can take photos of everyones feet!!"

"You havent seen a shark!!"
"Yes i have, and you have too at Kelly Tarlton's"
*confused look*
"You went there with your dad remember? And you bought that orange hat!"
"Oooooh i seen a fword shark coz it had a fword for its nose it didnt have a real nose"

34. "Do" helium.

I've had a few opportunitys to try helium before but I've always been too scared but now I'm 17 and these are my yolo years so I just decided to do such a crazy stupid thing with all my mates!! It was the funniest thing ever with all us idiots! The hardest part is tryna figure out what to say! We were all cracking up and I videod the whole thing so I'll try put that up. I had the big balloon and the helium tasted like a sorta fruit? It was so funny and fun!

I actually reeeeally love helium balloons now! Like I think they're so cool and pretty and fun, when I was walking around carrying mine I felt so cool hahahha and then they look so cool! I really wanna have helium balloons at my wedding so then the next day me and my husband and whoevers left can just be hansim as and suck all the helium out of them ahahahahah it will be so much fun! I'm so excited ahahahah! Sau on ma 17th birfday I ticked another thang off my bucketlist!!

Sleepover with the queen and the princess.

This will probably be the cutest post on my blog ever. Yesterday was my real birthday and everyone went to Saturday sports so I stayed home and tidied up all the craziness that was left hahahahaha. But then I had the honour and privelege of having one of my bestfriends and her precious little gem over for the night! Bly and Ayva came over and it was the funnest day and night ever!

 After I tidied up I was just hanging around then they came and we were just hanging out and chilling!! We ate cake and Ayva was like looking around everywhere coz it's a new place, she turned around and poked her tongue at me it was so cute! She smushed banana in the couch and got it all over her pants hahahahaha. Cam was so happy there was a baby in the house and he was just playing with her and being so cute!

Baby was sleepy so we went into my room and Bly looked around then said it was the cheesiest room in the world hahahahahha. I was showing her tutus that we can wear to Ayvas party hahahahha and then I was just scrolling and it was quiet and dark. While I was away ton was on page messaging her about me having a Visa card coz she wanted to buy something online and ton was confused and didn't even tell me hahahahah, but Bly didn't tell anyone what she wanted to buy, so it was dark and quiet and she was just like "I wanted to buy a MacPac jacket" and it was THE funniest thing ahahahahha like she didn't tell anyone then she just whispered it faaarout! And I was cracking up and she said that she didn't tell anyone coz Kayne already made fun of her like "you just want one coz your mum Kiri does" ahahahah and so I bought it for her and put her name as Bailey Reihana hahahhahaha.

The girls came back from netball and Bly made me run and get her bag so they wouldn't know she was here, no we were just gonna hide in my room but Hep came in hahahahah. They gave me heaps more presents and had all their dumb loom bands! We were just chillin tryna be quiet coz Ayva was asleep. 

 It was my actual birthday so we had chiiiiinese for dinner! And we are it aaaall hahahah! Cam was so happy just playing with Ayva. We took heaps of photos coz that's super important! But then I showed Ayva herself and she was looking and smiling and I dunno why I said it and I sounded like a big as dick but I was like "she must think she's pretty" ahahahahhaha and then faar but Bly was cracking up. When we went to bed I was scared I was gonna squish Ayva coz Bly made it a big deal that I hadn't slept in a bed with a baby before hahahaha but it was alright I just slept right on the edge. Ayva didn't wanna go to sleep for aaaages, she was playing with the fairy lights, pulling her hair, jumping around, hitting her hand on the bed ahahahah but then she was asleep.

 Today they stayed until maybe three or four? And we were just hanging out watching tv, and that's still fun, like yeah you can go out and do stuff with your friends but usually it is nice to just hang out and chill. Seig to your dome omg we were just being the ugliest humans ever. 

 I love bailey she's honestly one of my best friends and favourite people in the world. She's the best mum and still so funny! Like she's just laid back and not an up-tight controlling mama she's just perfect in every single sense of the word. I love that i get to have these two beautiful, character filled, happy girls in my life, and there is absolutely no other way i would rather spend my birthday than with them xoxoxo

Happy Birthday TO ELLEN!!

Yup i lied and changed my birthday to today but i honestly dont care coz i had the best day of my life and i literally did nothing on my real birthday, i didnt even have my family, i was home alone ahahahahahah so i celebrated it today, and fanks to all you haters who tried to ruin it ahahahahahahahha! 

So me and Olea stayed up until twelve and made these hansim videos but then went to sleep. So then we woke up and i got all pretty coz its my birthday but i was cold so i found some of teahs clothes to wear ahahahah that was an interesting story. We went to Seminary and we had to like act out this scene. And i had to be the queen when hurutea coulda perfectly been the queen nahhahaahha it was my birthday so i was the queen. Shane was my husband hahahha an it was fun and haaansim hahahah. Then we had breakfast, haaashbrowns and maple syrup! I was super worried that i was gonna miss the bus and not get all the attention at school hahahhahaha. Hurutea gave me my present and it was so cool her little card thing i love it so so so much and everyone was just watching me and i was just craacking up hahahhaha, I'm gonna make a proper list of everything everyone got me to like say thank you and to like always remember the niceness that my nice little perfect friends are.

But i got to the bus and i was so happy, i had just had the best morning and got to see all my church fraaaands and I just honestly didn't stop smiling like an idiot all day!! I sat by Donny and Lloyd on the bus and that's when I remembered in Diones videos, two years ago she said "Happy Birthday TO ELLEN!!" And then like there was a little montage ahahahahah and so I was saying that all day and made her say it hahahahah. 

We got to school and it was all normal, but then when we were walking up the "corridor" I dunno ahahahahah but like John and Shagan were just sitting outside the class so I was like what is it locked? Then I went inside and there were all these chairs lined up with a helium balloon tied to each one and georgette jumped out behind the wall ahahhahaa it was so cool! Her and ton had set it all up and I love those munchkins so much! I was so happy like I was soooo happy! And so then I grabbed my laptop and put Diones video on the tv happy birthday TO ELLEN! Ahahahahhaha and shamed her out in front of everyone, then I played the Zac Efron singing happy birthday to me. Dione took the laptop and made me a video with everyone hansimly saying happy birthday. Kaata and Tamara gave me biscuits ahahahhaha and then Hun gave me her present and I was just so happy man like sooo happy! It was class time so I grabbed all the balloons and we all took photos and no one stayed still but I love these photos coz they just look like a cool little dysfunctional family which I think we are ahahahahhaha. 

So then i like had all my balloons and everyone went to their own little inspire classes and i went over to the art room but i wasn't allowed to go in coz Hep had to do something hahaha so i was just standing ourside in the cold with all my balloons hahahaha but then i got to go inside and georgette had made me this slick as shirt which i love. I was just working on my stupid sculpture, i managed to finish it that day though and i hoooope i pass!! I didn't take any lunch coz we woke up and left so early but everyone like gave me heaps of food ahahahah so I was allgood! Me Ton and Rai were being uglys making videos and taking selfies on donnys laptop hahhahaha! Im just so super happy that i looked pretty aaall day long!!

I was scared that I was gonna miss the bus coz I was just tryna do stuff for kiri but luckily I did, but I didn't get to say a proper good bye to everyone else, and y'all know how important goodbyes are for me. But we aaaall jumped on our packed as bus! It was so full hahahahah and then we aaaall jumped off the bus, I got a video of everyone walking off it's pretty cool except for Donny and Shayne took ages as so they mucked up the timing ahahahahaha, we all walked up the hill and then in the house there was balloons everywhere which Ton and Hori had set up! Hurutea was already there just lying on the floor in the middle of it all hahahahaha. We all did the helium from the balloons and it was so cool and funny!! 

It was so much fun man, like it was all set up like a kids birthday and it was so perfect! I had all my presents from ton and there were so many so I felt bad for everyone watching ahahahaha and like it felt like I was showing off sorta? I was so happy and so thankful for everything and everyone. It was just what I wanted just everyone hanging out, chilling, doing their own thaaang, everyone had a device and the wifi password hahahaha it was just allgood!

We had a freaking piñata ahahahahahah so we all went out and did that it was so funny!! Like everyone just attacked it when it came down and it was just so fun! We hung it up on the washing line and someone's undies were on the ground hahahahhaha, we used a beanie as the blindfold and yeah. Rai sat on a lollipop ahahahahah then there was this crushed one and I was like raaaai! Me her and Jade were craaacking up! One of my favourite photos of the day is the one with Hun falling over ahahahahah!!! 

Then we came back in and were just chilling and eating and it was just kickback which I love, like just hanging out that's all I wanted it to be! We set up the beds and got into our cute pyjamas, some of the girls had a spa, we had my super cute cake which was just THE coolest ever if I do say so myself! Shayne oooohmyfreakinggosh!! Rai checked the pizza in the oven and she was like "I think it's burning" and then Shayne who had been quiet all night and was just sitting on the couch, just straight away got up and got them out of the oven. It was THE funniest thing!! Jade said she was possessed and that's already a big joke with us and Ton ahahahahha it was so funny! Olea came!! And she said that I was gonna hate her so much for her present but it was honestly the best!! We all watched hairspray hahahahaha and then just sorta went to bed!! Hun was being soo annoying with her breathing so we woke her up and made her stay awake till we all fell asleep hahahahha. Chicken and stuffing, to fill my muffling ahahahahahaha. 

I had THE best day of my life and I literally love everyone who has made me the person who I am today. I loved today so much and I did not stop smiling from start to finish. I just love all my friends and family, they're honestly the best in the whole entire world! 

Here's all the presents I got, as sorta like a haul but mainly coz I never ever wanna forget how much I love and care about all of these people, like they don't even realize how the littlest things can make me so happy and I love them for that!

Antarge: a pen (it's tradition now hahahah)

Aunty Max: a pen aswell :D aaaand a pancake cake! 

Hurutea: Hurutea gave me the cutest little bag filled with happiness! It was a cute little princess bag which was so super helpful for the rest of the day! There was a panda pillow pet and panda socks which I already have BUT I still love them nonetheless!! These super cool nail polishes which are pens aswell!! Then THE coolest most cutest card/scrapbook and I love it and I will treasure it forever and ever. I was standing there reading it in seminary and just cracking up while everyone was watching me! 

Matua Sol: Twenty dollars in a piece of toilet paper that said "happy bday, you're like the ugly son I never had. Buy a real bday cake now and if it's not enuff take this paper and have a Superb Happy Inspirational Time" he gave me that on Wednesday and then today he gave me a bag full of munchies from the bakery

Tamara: this geol went above and beyond, just the gift that kept on giving!! She got me a packet of biscuits in the morning, then after school she quickly gave me a super cute card with all these photos and just cuteness, super cute and handmade!! Then when we got home Colesh gave me this poster full of Harry Styles pictures and I honestly adore it! It was one of my favourite presents coz it's just so perfect! It's not tacky and hansim it's just perfect!

Hun: She got me my favesies! Peanut m&m's and raspberry licourice, and she said she made me Vegemite sandwhiches ahahahahahahahahhahaha but her mum took them to work hahahahahha love that little donut dumpling!! And she also got me some corn chips the hansim because Antarge called them crackers! 

Kaata: the little cutie went to the shop and bought me a packet of biscuits! Choc thins coz I'm so skinny! 

Hep: My super cute "hey" shirt which she painted over the Y to make a P and then wrote tractor on the back ahahahahahahah and then another super duper cute poster! It had cats on and a tractor and "you were 90% there!!" And it was just so perfect I love it!! And then these stupid $1 soap things ahahahahah! Oh and she gave me the hansimest. One Direction watch I ever have seen in my life ahahahahah love that cat!

Olea: A non-hansim as present! Friends on DVD, like my favourite thing ever ever! A bar of chocolate and a little card that she drew all over ahahahahahaha

Ton: ton gave me so much stuff it's not even funny! Hoodies, beanies, shirts, she went all outs, then she got me THE coolest Ed Sheeran cushion online which is so swag! And she gave me the best day ever that I'll never ever forget!

Rai and Jade: went to cotton on and got me these super cute pineapple and Brooklyn shirts which aaah luuurve!

Ken: Gave me the cutest little bag filled with the coolest stuff! These super cute rubbers from smiggle, which the twins had the best time playing with, skittles, raspberry licorice, peanut m&m's it was all just goodness! 

Asher: I was well annoyed at him on my actual birthday coz all he said was "oh yeah just think of all the things you wanted me to say and pretend I said them" ahahahahah little idiot! But then like a month later he gave me someone's phone number and it was so hansim but I was so happy aswell! So yeah that was his present to me.

I honestly got soooo spoilt and I am honestly the most thankful person ever to everyone who took the time and money to do all that for little ole me! Love my friends and family, and I just love my life and all my beautiful blessings. Thanks for the best day of my life.