So the other day me and Ton were having a deep and meaningful talk about life the universe and everything, which obviously included boys! We both counted up how many we had ever liked, her total was about six or seven, mine was a embarrassingly high twenty five!! She actually couldn't believe me! And to be honest I couldn't believe myself either, until I asked Olea how many she had like and she said twenty one, which made me feel a hundred times better about myself, even if she's lived longer than me.
So here it goes! I won't say their names, just the reasons I liked them I guess? They're not in order be-te-dub. And its so ugly how long crushes can last so theres gonna be a few five minute crushes too but you know what yolo.
#1 This was the first guy I liked all through primary school, he was older than me and I thought he was pretty good looking, and he got along so well with our teachers little granddaughter, everyone knew I liked him too!
#2 I dunno I just did? He was funny, had a really husky voice, he did this really funny Donald Duck impression!? And we were like best friends too.
#3 I didn't really wanna like this guy but I did, I'd known him since primary and he was the only one from TK in my class at GisInt so we became pretty close, and he was real funny too.
#4 He was tall and good looking! And funny! I remember on picture day and he wasnt there and I was sooo sad because I wouldn't be able to look at him, how creepy!
#5 This guy was so funny, when our teacher was like oh and you need to hand in dadada he'd always be like "oh haven't even started miss" I thought it was the funniest thing ever! And he was good looking.
#6 We had a seating arrangement haha and wooden desks! Those were the days haha! I sat next to this guy and I remember we had to do an inquiry about an athlete from the Olympics, he did Usain Bolt and printed like 56 pages from Wikipedia, then when we had to talk about it he just talked about how he liked chicken nuggets, the teacher was like oh okay. Yeah.
#7 This was the oldest guy I liked ever, and it was when I was young aaas like 10! And he was like 23? Handsome little kid ellen!! He was my uncles wife's brother, so we weren't really related but kinda which makes it worse, and he had a girlfriend so I really didn't like her until she made me a nice cup of tea, so I liked her. And know they're super duper cute together. He's still got the funniest laugh though.
#8 He's mega tall now! He was just a cheeky immature boy. He was part of the cool boys group? And they all liked Pokemon and I went home and printed off a list of all the Pokemon things and tried to learn them, ugggghh this is making me realise how ugly I was!!
#9 When I was in England this new boy started and then on the first day after the holidays he wasnt there and I asked my friend and they were just like oh he's a new boy, I pictured him tall and maori I dunno why, but then he came to school and I was wrong as!! Then we were in the same group for an inquiry with Seth and he was being such a dick and annoying me so much! Then the other boy stuck up for me, so yeah obviously i liked him.
#10 Tall, dark hair, funny aaas, then we had nicknames, and I don't have many nicknames for people or people have nicknames for me! Ahahah then when I talked to him on FB and he actually used the properest of grammar, so I actually liked him more haha!
#11 we used to argue all the time, he used to disagree with me a lot, but he could sing and he was maori saaau and we went on the same bus for a while.
#12 taller than me, cool eyes. But then I found out he was a bad boy so I was like woaah no. He was the first guy i liked here! But him and his girlfriend are so cute now, and we're bros!
#13 I liked this guy for like a week? He was like really nice to me? He took the blame when I broke the cupboard, and then when I left for a trip and he was like "Ellen bye!" From across the road! And we argued which is just how i communicate and show my love ahahhaa
#14 he was meeega short! He was in my kotahitanga group and he was a year 13 so he was like a leader and cool as with the little kids. He had pretty eyelashes haha. And he was pretty funny.
#15 I thought he was younger than he was, so I thought he'd be in my class, but he obviously wasnt. Haha but then we were in the same inspire, it was like half way through the term, and he had to do the roll and I was sitting like right by him, when he got to my name he was like "Ellen, who's Ellen?" And my friend Bailey was cracking up and I was just like oh that's me so yeah, but know we're friends and he's funny as. Oh yeah and then once he wore a beanie, beanies are my weakness truly.
#16 We were in drama together, he was real short, but this was when I wasn't as tall, he was really funny he was a year 13, he looked like Jamie Oliver and got offended when people called him that, I always wanted to go to bunnings when someone went, just because he worked there. Ohmygoodness.
#17 This was in Japan and this guy from Oz was pretty cute, and like walked me to my room when i had to grab something, I think he was a bit shorter than me, he had cool eyes, I thought he was pretty cool. Til he asked me what sports I played and I said basketball (aall lies, I just didn't want to seem lazy haha) then I was like oh what about you, then he went on and he was like oh I'm a national gymnast dadada and just had a huge braaag. I dunno it just annoyed me so much!! But then it made me realise that I ask questions to get other people opinions but also to share mine too! But far I don't even remember his name!
(Future ellen here from 2014 and I was gonna delete that whole thing coz i didn't actually like him like him, i mean i didn't even know his name! But that basketball thing is priceless!)
#18 My two friends said that i suit this boy and he was super suuuuper funny and he was tall, and he was like a good church boy so he was so nice aswel!
#19 Haha i don't even talk to this guy anymore but i don't talk to pretty much any of the other ones any ones hahah! but i met this boy last year and we talked for ages and i had known him since intermediate but he didn't know who i was so i felt super creepy! but then we started talking on Facebook heaps! we would send the longest messages to each other just about heaps of stuff and he was really cool to talk to, Ton would always be like ooooh who you talking to your internet boyfriend, but i don't know if i actually liked him but i know i loved talking to him!
#20 this guy, okay so I've talked to him like five times max? But our mums were bestfriends and we were born around the same time, so we grew up together, but in different countries? Each time we've gone back to England we visit them but I didn't think much of him, until the last time we went back. He is so freaking tall, and has the deepest voice, I didn't think that matter but it made him different. He's just so tall, and nice. Last time I went we didn't talk at all but that's when I started liking him. And I think the main reason I like him is because of our non-existent love story, haha I just keep thinking about like at our wedding there would be all our photos of us as baby's, but we're together, so he was like my first bestfriend. I just think that's adorable haha. And he's British which is just an obvious reason. Only reason I'm going to live there aye just to get ma mayun. Haha it's not though, just to make that clear.
#21 I liked this guy in year seven and I could never remember his name and then he wasnt in my maori class any more so just forgot about him and then he was in my class at Lytton. We always always argued and he annoyed me so much and then just one day in I.t.c class I started liking him, and it was quite obvious because my best friend asked me straight after. He was tall, funny as, smart, but incredibly stupid, sweet, but horrible, and we just had so many big arguments! I remember when we had to make this movie for class and I was in his group it was so so so fun! We filmed it at my house and it was so funny, AHAHA he had to kiss me on the cheek coz I was his "mum" ahaha and he had to run past so he kinda just smashed his face into mine :/ he had a girlfriend the whole time I liked him though. Yeah. Lots of memories with him hahahaha why am i so ugly!!
So in conclusion I fall for people quite easily, if your funny, tall, smart, good looking or simply just wear a beanie, boy you got a pretty good chance! Yup. Twenty one boys. I think that's outrageous. Yeah. I'm sixteen in three months so that means there's an 80% chance I've already met my future husband, he might be apart of that list, but I do highly doubt that! Byyyye!!
Ahahahaha update!! I just saw this on Pinterest and had to post it on here! I don't even really know how much more perfectly this could fit me!?
